Random Random Chat Thread XL

[eDPS]

Others feel under so much pressure that they cant take leave because it dumps too much work to those left behind.

If I ever leave work for a day or more for whatever reason I come back to a shitstorm so I definitely see that side of it.

 

[jmoo wan]

you should never, ever, ever think that you are irreplaceable at work. Because the reality is that you most definitely are.

 

[Phone]

you haven't seen who i work with

 

[Howard Moon]

What's the etiquette on farting out loud at the urinal?

Yay or nay?

Asking for a...me

 

[DapperDon]

What's the etiquette on farting out loud at the urinal?

Yay or nay?

Asking for a...me

If you can't fart in the toilet where can you?

Very much a yay

 

[Howard Moon]

Well.....

Being an older man sometimes I need to encourage a little pee pee to present, the little exertion often leads to a bit of rapid fire machine gun action..

Seems frowned upon

 

[Beerfish]

Seems frowned upon

Go on...

 

[Doss]

My father was at the MCG when he was about ten. Think he said it was a Richmond/Carlton game.

Anyway, he's at the urinal between two grown men. Guy to the left lets rip mid-stream with a real arse cheek rattler. Guy to the right looks over and says "you're gonna ****in' take off mate".

Ten year old dad laughs so much that he fell into the urinal.

So in summary, a yay.

 

[Howard Moon]

I've noticed doss is generally the voice of reason and quite high brow... But he has a general soft spot for farts and associated humour. A true juxtaposition

 

[Doss]

I've noticed doss is generally the voice of reason and quite high brow... But he has a general soft spot for farts and associated humour. A true juxtaposition

I mean no one enjoys it when they reek, but if you can't laugh a bit at a good arse foghorn then you've got something wrong with you.

 

[Howard Moon]

Go on...

Look, I think deep down most men have an appreciation for someone who can control their range and craft a well rounded number..

But the scatter gun thing is not on, it's a bridge too far

 

[Pweter]

If you can't fart in the toilet where can you?

Very much a yay

This. It doesn't matter the make up of the fart, whether it be a simple high pitched peep or a deep rumbler with plenty of depth, in the toilets there's people generally a couple of metres away making worse noises with a far worse stench.

I also believe people would prefer you do one in the toilet rather than the office/loungeroom/dinner table/etc.

 

[Howard Moon]

This. It doesn't matter the make up of the fart, whether it be a simple high pitched peep or a deep rumbler with plenty of depth, in the toilets there's people generally a couple of metres away making worse noises with a far worse stench.

I also believe people would prefer you do one in the toilet rather than the office/loungeroom/dinner table/etc.

im just juvenile.... if someone drops a throaty number - or even my own, im liable to burst out laughing and miss my target area during the task at hand...

 

[DapperDon]

im just juvenile.... if someone drops a throaty number - or even my own, im liable to burst out laughing and miss my target area during the task at hand...

Public men's urinals are made to be missed, I pity toilet cleaners at the G after a match.

 

[Pweter]

Public men's urinals are made to be missed, I pity toilet cleaners at the G after a match.

I went to one of those sidewalk public toilets when going between the G and Etihad the other day, I simply wouldn't have made it to Etihad. I'm so glad nothing other than the souls of my shoes touched the ground, it was rather disgusting.

 

[Barry Roundhouse]

I mean no one enjoys it when they reek

This isn't true. As long as I'm not in a shit mood, ill burst into laughter if someone drops a real ponger on a train. The look of disgust on peoples faces while they taste it haha

(i wouldn't drop one unless completely unavoidable)

 

[Barry Roundhouse]

Public men's urinals are made to be missed, I pity toilet cleaners at the G after a match.

I assume they use a giant hose. That's not a mop and bucket job.

 

[Howard Moon]

Personally I save my very best for when I get to bed. Must be something about lying horizontal that tips them all out.

Plus I still owe her big time.

When we first met, I took 5 long, painful years before I let one slip, 5 years!

During our early dating phase id stay over for the weekend and have to hold everything in - my guts would be killing, category 4 cyclone brewing in there - highly damaging winds combined with an intense low pressure system... but I had to stay stoic, pretend it wasn't happening. That car ride home every sunday evening was something to behold... very volatile. Could have stripped the interior of all its fixings.

if theres one thing to say about a long term relationship - you may lose a lot of freedoms, but I did gain one big one back.

 

[Beerfish]

Picked the wrong thread to come back to whilst eating lunch.

Twice.

 

[Doss]

Personally I save my very best for when I get to bed. Must be something about lying horizontal that tips them all out.

Plus I still owe her big time.

When we first met, I took 5 long, painful years before I let one slip, 5 years!

During our early dating phase id stay over for the weekend and have to hold everything in - my guts would be killing, category 4 cyclone brewing in there - highly damaging winds combined with an intense low pressure system... but I had to stay stoic, pretend it wasn't happening. That car ride home every sunday evening was something to behold... very volatile. Could have stripped the interior of all its fixings.

if theres one thing to say about a long term relationship - you may lose a lot of freedoms, but I did gain one big one back.

Mate, it’s called running a strategic errand and insisting on doing it alone.

Even something as simple as ‘checking the mail’.

 

[Lore]

This. It doesn't matter the make up of the fart, whether it be a simple high pitched peep or a deep rumbler with plenty of depth, in the toilets there's people generally a couple of metres away making worse noises with a far worse stench.

I also believe people would prefer you do one in the toilet rather than the office/loungeroom/dinner table/etc.

I feel like men's rooms and ladies' rooms differ at this point. Thoughts Harlequin Max Headroom CourtzMajora

 

[Doss]

Yeah, 'cause girls don't fart ever. Of course.



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[Lore]

Yeah, 'cause girls don't fart ever. Of course.



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Girls just learn to do it without attracting attention

 

[Whispering_Jack]

Girls just learn to do it without attracting attention

Not my misses

 

[Lore]

Not my misses

Maybe she likes your attention