Random Random Chat Thread XL

[Beerfish]

If they make sure the kids all have two guns each then that should be enough to protect them from the armed pets.

 

[Howard Moon]

my concern is. if they get too many guns they may weigh too much as a country - it could tilt the earth off its axis and create a perennial winter.

I just don't think the wool industry has prepared for this eventuation, however good it may be for our economy.

 

[Beerfish]

too many guns

Sorry, can you repeat in english?

 

[Pweter]

Then they'll have to arm the pets to protect them against the armed kids, but then who protects everyone from the armed pets?

This is when you arm the bears. Nobody would **** with an armed bear. Except maybe an armed wolverine.

 

[Howard Moon]

This is when you arm the bears. Nobody would **** with an armed bear. Except maybe an armed wolverine.

im lead to believe if you play dead an armed bear will walk away, also they are prone to being distracted by hunny from bee hives, id arm the bees.

 

[Pweter]

im lead to believe if you play dead an armed bear will walk away, also they are prone to being distracted by hunny from bee hives, id arm the bees.

Only if they attack to the tunes of their personalised Anthrax soundtrack.

 

[eth-dog]

But if you arm the bees surely you have to arm the flowers as well to protect the bees whilst they're pollinating the flowers?

 

[Howard Moon]

whats more deadly? anthrax or a swarm of bees?

ive never seen a few bees mailed to a government department

 

[Howard Moon]

But if you arm the bees surely you have to arm the flowers as well to protect the bees whilst they're pollinating the flowers?

thru history, particularly in the hippie revolution, flowers were known to disarm any gun

 

[Doss]

This morning, I ordered a coffee at one of the cafes near work. Quite nice I might add, too.

However, I made myself feel like an utter dickhead when it came time to take my coffee and go...I thanked the barista with the appalling "thanks, champ".

Champ?

The word had quite literally just passed my lips when I realised my folly. No one says champ these days; not without intentionally being a condescending tosser anyway.

Why didn't I just say 'mate' like I would every other time? I had nothing against the guy.

 

[Harlequin]

This morning, I ordered a coffee at one of the cafes near work. Quite nice I might add, too.

However, I made myself feel like an utter dickhead when it came time to take my coffee and go...I thanked the barista with the appalling "thanks, champ".

Champ?

The word had quite literally just passed my lips when I realised my folly. No one says champ these days; not without intentionally being a condescending tosser anyway.

Why didn't I just say 'mate' like I would every other time? I had nothing against the guy.

All good Champ

And have a nice day

 

[Howard Moon]

Condescending - champ, tiger, pal,

Passable by me - dude, mate, boss

I deal with ppl all day at work who are new to me, I usually say hey boss, can I help you?

Where does that sit boss doss?

 

[Doss]

Boss? That's fine.

How about 'bud' or 'buddy'?

 

[Mercurial89]

What about 'man'?

Got a "Hey Man" the other day. Didnt think too much of it at the time, but its so often mate its made me wonder.

 

[Mercurial89]

Boss? That's fine.

How about 'bud' or 'buddy'?

I like buddy.

 

[Doss]

I like buddy.

I certainly don't take umbrage if someone calls me buddy, yeah.

Champ? I really have no idea how that happened. I never call people that.

At least it wasn't 'sport' or 'cocko', I guess. They're just unfiltered campaigner territory.

 

[Howard Moon]

Bloke at work calls everyone shags or shagga

No thanks.

 

[Pweter]

I'm from Straya. I use mate in pretty much all situations.

If I'm being a condescending prick though, pal is my weapon of choice.

 

[Pweter]

Bloke at work calls everyone shags or shagga

No thanks.

I hope you respond to him by calling him knackers.

 

[Howard Moon]

Knacker bags...

 

[Howard Moon]

I remember when we were overseas as kids being crushed under the weight of another language all around us, almost felt alone and claustrophobic... It would be my dad's Australianisms that would weirdly make me feel better..

Hop on a train... Jeez it's chocka block in ere...ect

Lsst week hadn't seen him for ages, we went to the footy for the first time in a decade, twice we kicked the ball over the top, twice he yells out two pearlers..

"Run like the dickens!"

"Run like the clappers!"

Then the classic, give it to him, he's on his Pat over there!

 

[Mercurial89]

I certainly don't take umbrage if someone calls me buddy, yeah.

Champ? I really have no idea how that happened. I never call people that.

At least it wasn't 'sport' or 'cocko', I guess. They're just unfiltered campaigner territory.

Chin up sport.

That's right up there

 

[Beerfish]

This morning, I ordered a coffee at one of the cafes near work. Quite nice I might add, too.

However, I made myself feel like an utter dickhead when it came time to take my coffee and go...I thanked the barista with the appalling "thanks, champ".

Champ?

The word had quite literally just passed my lips when I realised my folly. No one says champ these days; not without intentionally being a condescending tosser anyway.

Why didn't I just say 'mate' like I would every other time? I had nothing against the guy.

Congrats on the job.

 

[Doss]

Congrats on the job.

Only a temp gig, but keeps the bank account moving at least. Cheers.

 

[jmoo wan]

This morning, I ordered a coffee at one of the cafes near work. Quite nice I might add, too.

However, I made myself feel like an utter dickhead when it came time to take my coffee and go...I thanked the barista with the appalling "thanks, champ".

Champ?

The word had quite literally just passed my lips when I realised my folly. No one says champ these days; not without intentionally being a condescending tosser anyway.

Why didn't I just say 'mate' like I would every other time? I had nothing against the guy.

You can never go back there again, you know that don't you?