Random Random Chat Thread XL

[Harlequin]

Daughter of the Year

 

[Beerfish]

So there's a reason to have kids after all..

 

[Whispering_Jack]

So there's a reason to have kids after all..

Yeah but you've got to wait ~18 years to get to that point.

 

[Beerfish]

Yeah but you've got to wait ~18 years to get to that point.

Says you.

 

[Whispering_Jack]

Says you.

Says the Department of Child Protection

 

[Beerfish]

Says the Department of Child Protection

Pfft. What do they know. As long as they're not taste testing and are old enough not to spill it everywhere I don't see the harm. Bar skills will always be in demand globally.

 

[Harlequin]

My daughter was talking about how her father would make her come with him to visit his aunt when she was 14.
They would get there at 10am in the morning and my daughters job was to pour her great aunt her scotch every 10minutes

 

[Harlequin]

Daughter of the Year

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Yum

 

[Pweter]

Yum

It's a shame it wasn't on Tuesday, you could've had Cocktail Tea Tuesday to go along with Fishbowl Friday,

 

[Harlequin]

It's a shame it wasn't on Tuesday, you could've had Cocktail Tea Tuesday to go along with Fishbowl Friday,

Good excuse to have one tonight me thinks

 

[Beerfish]

So I'm out at a local eatery having dinner with wifey last night. We're sitting outside which is good but the only downside is the tables are a couple of metres away from the car bays in the parking lot and when a car pulls in you usually get their headlights in your face. This car pulls in last night and wifey mentions how nice it was of this person to turn their headlights off as they pulled into the bay. I turned around to see who this considerate soul was to find it was none other than ex Freo champion Paul Haselby.

 

[Doss]

Sitting outside at night in winter?

Lucky Perth bastard.

 

[Harlequin]

Sitting outside at night in winter?

Lucky Perth bastard.

I had a nice night sitting outside Amigo's Friday night in Hardware La. The outside heating is pretty good

 

[Jade]

 

[boncer34]

Sitting outside at night in winter?

Lucky Perth bastard.

Mate its still a balmy night in Vic if you're not a sook.

And don't mind hypothermia.

 

[Beerfish]

Sitting outside at night in winter?

Lucky Perth bastard.

We even walked to the eatery from home. Jelly?

Actually, having said that, within half an hour of getting home it was pissing down with rain.

 

[Howard Moon]

Just heard a news report about a cold case in Frankston.... Speaking was detective snr sergeant Boris Bewick.

No lie!

 

[The Speaker]

Fun fact: Perth's average rainfall is higher than Melbourne's.

 

[Jade]

Fun fact: Perth's average rainfall is higher than Melbourne's.

Good.

Stupid Perf.

 

[Doss]

Fun fact: Perth's average rainfall is higher than Melbourne's.

Considerably so, too.

Couldn't believe, also, when I found out that Hobart is drier than Melbourne.

 

[Howard Moon]

Considerably so, too.

Couldn't believe, also, when I found out that Hobart is drier than Melbourne.

we cant help drowning in the tears of the emo or the hipster.

 

[Howard Moon]

cant beleive the police man Boris Bewick got no replies!

 

[Beerfish]

cant beleive the police man Boris Bewick got no replies!

I gave you a belated like.

 

[Harlequin]

I've often wondered if people are born bad.
I no longer believe that people are wholly products of their environment

 

[Jade]

I've often wondered if people are born bad.
I no longer believe that people are wholly products of their environment

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