Random Random Chat Thread XL

[eth-dog]

Brother told me a funny story today. He started his PhD at Harvard a few months ago and apparently there are always tourists walking around the uni, including in the dorms. One day someone he knew heard knocking at his door and initially ignored as thought was probably tourists (someone else he knew woke up to some tourists taking a photo of him as he slept!). Eventually he answered the door and it was Matt Damon wanting to check out his old dorm room! He then proceeded to play FIFA with them.

Matt Damon? That's just ****ing awesome.

 

[Doss]

Harvard is a ****ing cool place. Beautiful campus.

 

[Wahooti Fandango]

Matt Damon? That's just ******* awesome.

My sentiments exactly.

 

[Wahooti Fandango]

Harvard is a ******* cool place. Beautiful campus.

So I hear.

 

[Jobe Watson]

Next door neighbour's house got broken into today. I was home all day (procrastinating on studying for my last exam) and heard nothing. They have a pretty decent security system too, and it's not the sort of thing that usually happens around here (we live in a quiet court in a usually quiet estate).

 

[Wahooti Fandango]

Next door neighbour's house got broken into today. I was home all day (procrastinating on studying for my last exam) and heard nothing. They have a pretty decent security system too, and it's not the sort of thing that usually happens around here (we live in a quiet court in a usually quiet estate).

I am as quite as a mouse.

 

[TheBrightSide]

Brother told me a funny story today. He started his PhD at Harvard a few months ago and apparently there are always tourists walking around the uni, including in the dorms. One day someone he knew heard knocking at his door and initially ignored as thought was probably tourists (someone else he knew woke up to some tourists taking a photo of him as he slept!). Eventually he answered the door and it was Matt Damon wanting to check out his old dorm room! He then proceeded to play FIFA with them.

I should go back and visit my Uni.
It was the best 2 months of my life.

 

[Doss]

Next door neighbour's house got broken into today. I was home all day (procrastinating on studying for my last exam) and heard nothing. They have a pretty decent security system too, and it's not the sort of thing that usually happens around here (we live in a quiet court in a usually quiet estate).

My house was broken into during the day 15 years ago. No one in the street saw a thing apparently. Pretty horrible feeling.

 

[boncer34]

Brother told me a funny story today. He started his PhD at Harvard a few months ago and apparently there are always tourists walking around the uni, including in the dorms. One day someone he knew heard knocking at his door and initially ignored as thought was probably tourists (someone else he knew woke up to some tourists taking a photo of him as he slept!). Eventually he answered the door and it was Matt Damon wanting to check out his old dorm room! He then proceeded to play FIFA with them.

Whoa FIFA? That's ****ing sweet

 

[boncer34]

My house was broken into during the day 15 years ago. No one in the street saw a thing apparently. Pretty horrible feeling.

I walked in on my house being robbed once. Good times.

 

[Wahooti Fandango]

Whoa FIFA? That's ******* sweet

The computer game...

 

[Drummer_19]

I've decided I'm going to try and bring the word scallywag back into fashion.

 

[Wahooti Fandango]

Put away those fiery biscuits.

 

[Pweter]

I've decided I'm going to try and bring the word scallywag back into fashion.

My gran used to call me a scallywag. I have a very soft spot for the word

 

[Doss]

'ruffian' is another great word that doesn't get enough use.

 

[Lord Nicholson]

also rapscallion

 

[Beerfish]

Not to mention mintox.

 

[Doss]

But sometimes, 'turd' and 'dickhead' are still impossible to beat.

 

[Beerfish]

Nah I'm not going.

#makingastand

What was the wash up from this?

 

[boncer34]

What was the wash up from this?

All good

 

[Wahooti Fandango]

Bell end is also a nice slur.

 

[Howard Moon]

i like using food stuffs as insults

hes just a cabbage

such a noodle

nah hes a peanut

bit of a pillock (that better be the fish)

whos this banana?

what a spud.

 

[Doss]

i like using food stuffs as insults

hes just a cabbage

such a noodle

nah hes a peanut

bit of a pillock (that better be the fish)

whos this banana?

what a spud.

Always satisfying exclaiming how ugly someone's melon is, too.

 

[Howard Moon]

Always satisfying exclaiming how ugly someone's melon is, too.

Yes!

Melon looks like a half eaten pie..

And of course what's the end product of all these food stuffs?

Such a turd.

 

[Doss]

Howard Moon, calling someone a turnip can be immensely satisfying too. Turnips carrying on like a bunch of a pork chops.