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DERO
Formerly "dero"
I actually had someone call me about an hour ago to see if it was us. Not my boys, thankfully. I reckon I could work out who the guys are though.
Very lucky that they only have minor injuries because it is not a requirement to wear a harness in a swing stage (god only knows why). They could have fallen out. I won't let any of my guys work in one unless they are attached.
DERO
Formerly "dero"
jmoo wan
Formally, Mr Jmoo Wan
the guys who do our work's windows always look so so bored, and i'm like dudes! you're abseiling down a building!
also why do they not wear spider-man outfits as standard?
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DERO
Formerly "dero"
We do put our guys in Santa suits at Christmas time. I have actually worked at the children's hospital where yes we did dress up in Spiderman gear!
Which building are you in, Jmoo?
DERO
Formerly "dero"
You got me before the ninja edit. Which building are you in Jmoo?
Mercurial89
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I was having a conversation with my boss about how cool it would be to abseil down a building for a job.
Then this happens today.
Guys that do ours are normally pretty friendly. Can get a wave or a smile
No spidermen though.
Then this happens today.
Guys that do ours are normally pretty friendly. Can get a wave or a smile
No spidermen though.
- Jul 25, 2013
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Mine is just a four storey building in the CBD. A few years ago, the landlord got a new window cleaner - a very attractive twenty-something year old woman. We're across the road from the NAB building on the corner of Elizabeth and Collins, and over the course of the couple of hours, you could see a crowd of bankers steadily building up at their windows to watch this woman abseil down our building whilst doing her thing.
jmoo wan
Formally, Mr Jmoo Wan
i always tap on the window and yell, "you missed a spot"
DERO
Formerly "dero"
That is my favourite. The other one is "can you come to my place next". We hear it every second day. I actually had one lady once ask me if I could clean her shoes when we were working at a fairly prestigious resort as she walked past. She was joking off course but I wanted to tell her to get ****ed.
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Seems fair enough. How often would the building need to be serviced? Quarterly?
DERO
Formerly "dero"
Supposedly 3 times a year (was originally 4!) and that figure is an estimate based on what i have heard. (I don't have the job nor do I really want it but I have submitted a tender for it in the past). Part of the deal is a website just for the residents so that you can track your progress. The problem is the wind and the fact that the bozos doing the insurance replacement of the gold glass take priority.
jmoo wan
Formally, Mr Jmoo Wan
jesus, do people actually say stuff?!
i'd do a pressed ham or a strangled chicken, but i'd never actually talk to them.
DERO
Formerly "dero"
My personal favourite is the fanny-man AKA the Jesus Christ pose. The pulsating brain would work too.
jmoo wan
Formally, Mr Jmoo Wan
i've not heard of the pulsating brain- i'll have to google that at work on Monday.
is it anything like the Molly Ringworm?
DERO
Formerly "dero"
Molly Ringworm! LOL, I'll have to look that one up myself.
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Was going to a stroll to the supermarket, when I saw this:
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jmoo wan
Formally, Mr Jmoo Wan
i have my 5 year old's party on sunday. we are doing mini golf. then we need to entertain them for 45 minutes. I've got 10 minutes of stand up, pass the parcel and then cake.
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DERO
Formerly "dero"
Good luck Jmoo.
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I feel for you. I had my 7 year old’s today. It was a drop off party. Never again. It was like lord of the flies.
jmoo wan
Formally, Mr Jmoo Wan
i think as a prospective parent, the best advice you can be given is to watch that movie.
DERO
Formerly "dero"
There's that or wear a condom.
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Yeah, that’s what you do after watching the movie.
It was unbelievable. Each time I’d turn around, some new and unbelievably dangerous activity was unfolding.
First there was the re-enactment of the 1994 royal rumble in a 9 foot enclosed trampoline.
Put an end to that.
Hear screaming. Turn around. See that the esky has been tipped over and ice is being used as weaponry. Kid that started it gets hit near the eye, and starts crying. Tending to him. Hear screaming.
Turn around. This time it’s my 3 year old. He’s an introvert, and the noise had woken him up prematurely from his nap. He’s come down in an already foul mood to the sight of 25 kids he doesn’t know, some of whom are touching his beloved LEGO. Mother of all tantrums ensues.
Rinse, repeat for 2 hours. Party ended at 4.30 and I couldn’t get out of my house and to the ground quickly enough.
I suspect wifey is going to be unhappy when I get home in 15.
It was unbelievable. Each time I’d turn around, some new and unbelievably dangerous activity was unfolding.
First there was the re-enactment of the 1994 royal rumble in a 9 foot enclosed trampoline.
Put an end to that.
Hear screaming. Turn around. See that the esky has been tipped over and ice is being used as weaponry. Kid that started it gets hit near the eye, and starts crying. Tending to him. Hear screaming.
Turn around. This time it’s my 3 year old. He’s an introvert, and the noise had woken him up prematurely from his nap. He’s come down in an already foul mood to the sight of 25 kids he doesn’t know, some of whom are touching his beloved LEGO. Mother of all tantrums ensues.
Rinse, repeat for 2 hours. Party ended at 4.30 and I couldn’t get out of my house and to the ground quickly enough.
I suspect wifey is going to be unhappy when I get home in 15.
