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[jmoo wan]

Jade
Howard Moon

 

[Howard Moon]

anyone watching the winter Olympics?

big fan of the new mogals slope for the downhill

 

[Beerfish]

I think somebody got MS Paint for Christmas.

 

[Howard Moon]

and way to much work down time..

 

[Beerfish]

About to head to the licensing centre to get my drivers licence renewed with photo. Joint is pretty much like Centrelink but for licensing.

Pray for me people.

 

[Beerfish]

Fmd what a menagerie. I'd sit down but I don't want to stick to anything. Place has a vague scent of BO. Working here must be the pits.

 

[Lore]

About to head to the licensing centre to get my drivers licence renewed with photo. Joint is pretty much like Centrelink but for licensing.

Pray for me people.

Fmd what a menagerie. I'd sit down but I don't want to stick to anything. Place has a vague scent of BO. Working here must be the pits.

In Vic you can get your mugshot done at some post offices, which I think is pretty preferable to whatever your equivalent of VicRoads is

 

[Pweter]

In Vic you can get your mugshot done at some post offices, which I think is pretty preferable to whatever your equivalent of VicRoads is

Same in SA

 

[Pweter]

and way to much work down time..

I'd give my left one for some down time at work right now. Pretty much 7:30 - 4:30 with lunch eaten at my desk then another 2 - 3 hours after the kids go to bed. If only I got over time.

 

[Beerfish]

In Vic you can get your mugshot done at some post offices, which I think is pretty preferable to whatever your equivalent of VicRoads is

Yeah same here. Should've done that in retrospect but the licensing joint was on the way home.

 

[Howard Moon]

was doing some yard work on the weekend, chopping away at an out of control jasmine bush that has out crept its area - i'm reaching up high chopping with the big shears, long tentacles of twine are falling around me.....

I can see a thicker twisty bit just out of reach - I jump and snip at the same time, I didn't cut right through it, instead it bent and swung down infront of my face - what I saw , I did not like.

picture Krang, with 8 pointy jagged legs a mere foot from my face.

Howard Moon backward somersaulted out of there and stuck the landing, got 9's from the judges.

Mrs moon!, spider! come identify this thing! its bone white, huge round body, spiky legs - ugly..

Mrs moon searches, its a garden orb spider - but don't worry, its not harmful to humans - a bite only causes nausea, dizziness, itching, swelling, rash...

ID SAY THATS HARMFUL TO HUMANS, wouldn't you? hardly normal things you go about your day with, the odd bout of nausea and dizziness...

so its decided, we kill it.

out we go, I have a tennis racquet, she has a broom

gone, we waited too long.

tooooo long.

the Garden Orb spider stlll lurks in our midst, in its jasmine lair, ugliest spider ive seen, since the last huntsman I saw.

 

[Beerfish]

Glad to hear it got away. Orb spiders are awesome.

 

[DapperDon]

Good luck sleeping tonight.

Every itch on the leg, every time a mozzie brushes your foot....

 

[Howard Moon]

Glad to hear it got away. Orb spiders are awesome.

....looked nothing like that


just like in the human world, we have super models, and ugly fed up freaks

 

[Pweter]

was doing some yard work on the weekend, chopping away at an out of control jasmine bush that has out crept its area - i'm reaching up high chopping with the big shears, long tentacles of twine are falling around me.....

I can see a thicker twisty bit just out of reach - I jump and snip at the same time, I didn't cut right through it, instead it bent and swung down infront of my face - what I saw , I did not like.

picture Krang, with 8 pointy jagged legs a mere foot from my face.

Howard Moon backward somersaulted out of there and stuck the landing, got 9's from the judges.

Mrs moon!, spider! come identify this thing! its bone white, huge round body, spiky legs - ugly..

Mrs moon searches, its a garden orb spider - but don't worry, its not harmful to humans - a bite only causes nausea, dizziness, itching, swelling, rash...

ID SAY THATS HARMFUL TO HUMANS, wouldn't you? hardly normal things you go about your day with, the odd bout of nausea and dizziness...

so its decided, we kill it.

out we go, I have a tennis racquet, she has a broom

gone, we waited too long.

tooooo long.

the Garden Orb spider stlll lurks in our midst, in its jasmine lair, ugliest spider ive seen, since the last huntsman I saw.

Look it up on google and show the kids. Then tell them that if they leave the doors open this thing might crawl on their face at nights when they're sleeping.

Sure, they might have nightmares but at least the doors will get shut behind them and the spider (most likely) won't find it's way inside.

 

[DapperDon]

....looked nothing like that


just like in the human world, we have super models, and ugly fed up freaks

 

[Howard Moon]

delete post.

 

[Beerfish]

....looked nothing like that

Yeah I know. It was just the only pic that had a hand in it.

It probably looked like this right?

 

[Howard Moon]

nup, closer to dappers one

very white with a round bubble like body and short spikey legs

 

[Whispering_Jack]

For the love of God, STOP WITH THE SPIDER PICS

 

[TheBrightSide]

 

[Beerfish]

For the love of God, STOP WITH THE SPIDER PICS

Nice melt.

 

[Mercurial89]

It also knows your face, and that you fear it.

It will return.

 

[DapperDon]

 

[Lore]

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Except on bigfooty, where half of them are missing