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[Doss]

Every man in a long term relationship can recall the day.

The Day Of First Girl Fart.

 

[DapperDon]

Farts are funny.

A baby will laugh at a fart, someone on their death bed will laugh at a fart. In fact, if all world leaders got together we'd succeed in world peace just by laughing at farts.

Fart for World Peace!

get it trending

 

[Doss]

Farts are funny.

A baby will laugh at a fart, someone on their death bed will laugh at a fart. In fact, if all world leaders got together we'd succeed in world peace just by laughing at farts.

Fart for World Peace!

get it trending

Spot on. WWII would have been avoided if Hitler and Chamberlain had got together and crop-dusted that beer hall in Munich rather than knocking out that flimsy 'peace' deal.

 

[Howard Moon]

Spot on. WWII would have been avoided if Hitler and Chamberlain had got together and crop-dusted that beer hall in Munich rather than knocking out that flimsy 'peace' deal.

you cant tell me kraut, pork and beer isn't condusive

 

[Doss]

you cant tell me kraut, pork and beer isn't condusive

The potato dumplings are the sealer.

 

[Howard Moon]

my work is done here

successfully brought the brow down a few rungs.

 

[Pweter]

Let's reflect on a time when life was much simpler and less PC.

 

[Beerfish]

Safe for work?

 

[Pweter]

Safe for work?

If wearing headphones, yes. No video, just a tune.

 

[CourtzMajora]

Women's toilets are disgusting.

You have no idea how many times I've gone to the toilet at work and someone hasn't flushed properly

And don't even get me started on the bins for tampons/pads etc.

When I used to go out to nightclubs the toilets were a nightmare, wet toilet paper everywhere etc.

So in short, I feel women's toilets are worse.

 

[Lore]

Women's toilets are disgusting.

You have no idea how many times I've gone to the toilet at work and someone hasn't flushed properly

And don't even get me started on the bins for tampons/pads etc.

When I used to go out to nightclubs the toilets were a nightmare, wet toilet paper everywhere etc.

So in short, I feel women's toilets are worse.

Not so much for the noises other people make though. Women seem to be quieter but more disgusting. Also the hairpin on the floor that migrates perpetually from the end stall on the right to the one on the left and back, never being thrown away.

 

[Lore]

Need a proper barf emoji Beerfish this nauseated one ain't good enough.

 

[Whispering_Jack]

From the level of complaints at my workplace about the cleanliness of the respective toilets, womens toilets seem to be much worse than the mens.

 

[Mercurial89]

From what i understamd both toilets are relatively clean at my work, as they should be in a corporate environment.

What isnt is what goes on in the toilets, people taking food and drink in, chatting on the phone, not shutting the stall door when taking a shit and in the mens toilets standing right up close behind you waiting for the urinal.

People are ****ing animals.

 

[jmoo wan]

When i was younger i worked at bars and nightclubs, and in the early days was often tasked with cleaning the toilets, and i can say without any hesitation that women’s toilets in nightclubs rank amongst the foulest places on the planet.

the shit i saw in there...

 

[Doss]

Who the hell doesn't shut the stall door when taking a dump?

 

[Whispering_Jack]

Who the hell doesn't shut the stall door when taking a dump?

And to make it worse - at WORK!

 

[jmoo wan]

From what i understamd both toilets are relatively clean at my work, as they should be in a corporate environment.

What isnt is what goes on in the toilets, people taking food and drink in, chatting on the phone, not shutting the stall door when taking a shit and in the mens toilets standing right up close behind you waiting for the urinal.

People are ******* animals.

unless you are working with toddlers, this is not normal behaviour.

 

[Mercurial89]

Who the hell doesn't shut the stall door when taking a dump?

And to make it worse - at WORK!

unless you are working with toddlers, this is not normal behaviour.

I say this with all due respect, but we have a mixture of cultures on our floor all working for different companies and this only started when they arrived.

I was horrified when it started happening. Complaints have been made but how does any action get taken against company staff when what they are doing isnt seen as unusual by those people.

 

[Barry Roundhouse]

I used to work in construction.


These signs are in every toilet and are completely necessary.

They are also entirely ignored by a small subsection of the Chinese plasterers.

Think about how the toilet seat could look if someone has a poor diet... Its worse.

 

[Howard Moon]

I used to work in construction.

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These signs are in every toilet and are completely necessary.

They are also entirely ignored by a small subsection of the Chinese plasterers.

Think about how the toilet seat could look if someone has a poor diet... Its worse.

I like a challenge too but surely its more accurate to get the holes as closely aligned as possible

 

[Pweter]

I used to work in construction.

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These signs are in every toilet and are completely necessary.

They are also entirely ignored by a small subsection of the Chinese plasterers.

Think about how the toilet seat could look if someone has a poor diet... Its worse.

I have a friend who used to work as a nurse in emergency. Toilets aren't designed to take so much weight/pressure in the spots where people put the feet if they squat on the porcelain. She saw some pretty horrific wounds from people being cut up when the porcelain broke under the weight. It was almost exclusively people from the sub-continent who they saw come in with these toilet related injuries. It's not common, but it definitely happens.

 

[Lore]

I like a challenge too but surely its more accurate to get the holes as closely aligned as possible

Squatting is actually healthier apparently, but western toilets aren't designed to bear that kind of weight on that part of the bowl. You would hope that the mess is neither here nor there, since you would hope people clean up after themselves (but of course they don't).

 

[Howard Moon]

Squatting is actually healthier apparently, but western toilets aren't designed to bear that kind of weight on that part of the bowl. You would hope that the mess is neither here nor there, since you would hope people clean up after themselves (but of course they don't).

Its funny, the way that sub continental and Asian people are able to squat with their feet flat - its something I don't think many of us westerners can even do!

their hips open right out. I mean, kids can do it because they are naturally flexible, but yeh....think its something you need to have worked on all your life ie by going to the toilet maybe.

I had some horrendous experiences with squat toilets across the place - especially on indian trains, picture it.. you have this:




so you think to yourself OK, im not touching anything here with my hands.. but because I cant squat with my feet flat im kind of perched awkwardly on the balls of my feet.....throw in the moving train and you are teetering on the brink the entire time - quick shunt of the tracks and you either have dirty shoes or you need to use a hand to balance... then there's the untold question of what happens when you don't fire the rockets into the death stars exhaust port correctly..

 

[Doss]

Well there's my appetite gone for the day.