Random Random Chat Thread XXXVI - CAUTION: Thread has been Weaponised

[Skeeta Olly]

oh,

vale phone.

 

[Wahooti Fandango]

What the hell happened to him? The original members of The Hangar are dying off.

 

[Tassieboy]

What the hell happened to him? The original members of The Hangar are dying off.

You're on life support, too.

 

[eth-dog]

I'm still around (sort of). Cricket: I tell Starc to bowl a bouncer every ball of the last over, he does so for the second last ball, and gets a wicket. Tony Greig's reaction: "No doubt he got away with one there" ****ing tool. The bouncer is the biggest weapon at the WACA. There is no doubt he should've bowled one earlier in the over. Tony Greigvis the shittest commentator I have ever heard

 

[Kong]

What the hell happened to him? The original members of The Hangar are dying off.

Interesting choice of words.

 

[Beerfish]

What the hell happened to him? The original members of The Hangar are dying off.

Maybe being born without a soul has finally caught up with him.

 

[Wahooti Fandango]

Yeah it doesn't pay to be a ranga.

 

[Skeeta Olly]

I'm still around (sort of). Cricket: I tell Starc to bowl a bouncer every ball of the last over, he does so for the second last ball, and gets a wicket. Tony Greig's reaction: "No doubt he got away with one there" ****ing tool. The bouncer is the biggest weapon at the WACA. There is no doubt he should've bowled one earlier in the over. Tony Greigvis the shittest commentator I have ever heard

Didn't he bowl a bouncer and it went about 10 foot over the batsman's head? Should have been yorker x6. Can't hit that for six.

 

[Tassieboy]

The historic seizure of 15 tonnes of pure methamphetamine in western Mexico - equal to half of all meth seizures worldwide in 2009 - feeds growing speculation that the country could become a world platform for meth production, not just a supplier to the US.

The haul could have supplied 13 million doses worth more than $US4 billion ($3.72 billion) on US streets.

http://www.examiner.com.au/news/local/news/general/15-tonnes-of-meth-found-in-mexico/2451485.aspx

Bloody hell.

 

[Beerfish]

"Flight QF350 to Mexico City is now boarding. Please have your boarding pass ready.."

 

[Wahooti Fandango]

You're on life support, too.

Is that a threat?

 

[Tassieboy]

Is that a threat?

Depends which way you look at it.

 

[Kong]

Kinda makes me wanna watch Breaking Bad again, to be honest.

 

[Lord Nicholson]

Whitney Houston just fell off the perch.

Surprise, surprise.

 

[Beerfish]

And that's why you don't do hard drugs.

 

[Kong]

 

[Skeeta Olly]

you always leave a note.

 

[eth-dog]

Didn't he bowl a bouncer and it went about 10 foot over the batsman's head? Should have been yorker x6. Can't hit that for six.

Well the fact that the WACA is the bounciest pitch in the world, and the long boundaries are square it makes sense to bowl it around the throat. Bowls bouncer=gets wicket, attempts yorker=gets hit for only 6 in the over. Plus yorkers have high margin for error

 

[Skeeta Olly]

How did you go in the cricket yesterday, Eth?

 

[eth-dog]

Well we lost by 100 runs. And we're only one week through. Rolled the top side for 134. Then proceeded to get rolled for 34. I made 2, batting at 8. Was the last man out, getting a ball that dipped and turned on me, caught at 1st slip. Top score was 12

 

[Kong]

Hey Eth, I think I played with you yesterday.

Reading that sounds like the game I played in.

 

[Tassieboy]

Surely not in the same team?

Would be amusing if it were the case.

 

[Skeeta Olly]

Whomb and E-Dawg in the same team?

 

[Beerfish]

Is that meant to be whomb or eth?

 

[eth-dog]

Oh yeah, apparently one of my early childhood friends now loves me, even though she has a boyfriend. I am almost 100% sure that she was drunk or lying to make me feel wanted