Bumped Random Chat - Winter is coming

Discussion in 'Melbourne Demons' started by Crimson Azure, May 26, 2011.

Put it out there
  1. Toump Ass

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    Shouldn't your employer pay for it? Mine did.
     

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  2. PerfectFooty

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    I'm probably a bitter loner, but **** valentines day
     
  3. LeverPuller

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    Pisses me off, and I have a partner. It's just a pain in the arse.
     
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    I hear you.

    And my partner agrees.


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    My wife runs womens only bootcamps ... tonight she had 22 in attendance ... definitely not just you!
     
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  6. Proper Gander

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    I’m never being a witness in court again as long as I live. Defence Counsel are mean to me. Also my brain hurts from trying to work out how to avoid the traps set to make me sound totally corrupt. I thought I was heading in the right direction at one point but succeeded in replacing my authentic corrupt and untruthful impression with almost unbelievable stupid, which didn’t seem to me a vast improvement.
     
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  7. Toump Ass

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    Pro-tip to all women out there:

    If your boyfriend does heaps of amazing shit for you on Feb 14th you're either celebrating your first Valentines Day together or he's a disgusting rat-bastard sloth who is banging sluts on the side.
     
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  8. Proper Gander

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    Mine forgot. As did I. So I guess on your reasoning that’s pretty healthy and good.
     
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    My Mum once told me a story when she was a police officer giving evidence in a trial. She was going to say "and i executed a turn after the defendant" instead she said "i executed the defendant". She said the court room burst out laughing
     
  10. Proper Gander

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    LOL. That has charm though. I wanted to stand up because one of my legs had gone to sleep so I remembered to do the right thing and say Your Honour, may I stand? And I stood up and knocked half a dozen statements and attachments plus the water jug off the witness box. And nobody laughed. Probably because of after about 10 instances of clearing the court for some point of law discussion it had to be cleared again for water-jug-idiot break. And we’re still in the pre-trial hearing bit so apparently up for months more fun.
     
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    are we running a supercoach league again this year? I suck but I'm keen
     
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  12. Cannon82

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    Pro-tip to all men out there:

    Women will resent you for not putting effort in or will suspect you of cheating if you do put the hard yards in. Enjoy.
     
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    My Friend just sent me this, and i laughed so hard i couldn't not share it
     
  14. dajesmac

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    Hey guys,

    My YouTube channel is running with a 'who do you choose' series, and this one is between Heeney and Petracca. I know it's the offseason and if you're like me you're craving watching any kind of footy so I thought I'd leave it here.



    You can actually vote by clicking the 'i' icon in the top right of the vid. Please enjoy!
     
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    Your level of cynicism never ceases to amaze me :D
     
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    Yes. Its my job for Saturday along with UF
     
  17. Dark Avenger

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    Is there anyone who watches AFL outside Australia? I thought it was for free but appears more expensive than a standard AFL pass.
     
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    Gold!
     
  19. PerfectFooty

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    Glad you didn’t not
     
  21. LeverPuller

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    What were we saying about name changes confusing everyone?
     
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    Love it!!

    By the by, with the Daisy profile pic, and the enormous collection of badges, you're hardly a Faceless Man ...
     
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  24. Proper Gander

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    Oh ffs not you as well
     
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