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I still have it, just further left away from the options. Closer to the profileAnyone else lost their report option on posts?
Edit: or wait was it always there? i've never used it
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I still have it, just further left away from the options. Closer to the profileAnyone else lost their report option on posts?
See the trick is mate you are supposed to ride the bloody thing, not dance with it!!Just bought a new mountain bike which I spent a fortune on. Took it for its first ride today at the You Yangs after picking it up, and it is sick.
What happens? Have a stack and damage it 30 minuets in. I knew at some stage going through rock gardens and on downhill trails it would happen, but not the day I got the bike. Damage is only cosmetic, but why? I blame the Melbourne football club.
Raging right now.
Lol, I love when auto correct decides to take over.See the trick is mate you are supposed to ride the bloody thing, not dance with it!!
So another question for all: what's the most outrageous lie you've told/ heard?
Late one Sunday balls deep in a bucks party bender, my friend called his boss and declared that his brother had died in a car accident and he was therefore taking the next week off work. The truth was he didn't actually have a brother and decided to go on a ski trip his mates had organised, and in his compromised state this was the best and most appropriate excuse he could come up with.
My mate duly went to Bulla and returned home to a bunch of cards/texts/outpouring of support/prepared meals left at his house, and racked with shame and guilt walked into work, owned up and resigned.
Personally I feel he should have been awarded a promotion. That's some ballsy s**t to pull. Cocaine is great.
Jesus ChristProbably not an Internet story but when I was younger (like 17) I'd been sleeping with a girl but nothing serious. Few of me mates took her out for a night and they got on the speed. Anyway get a phone call the next day from her mum yelling at me she's dead.
First thing I do is get a hold of the boys involved and try and help them get their stories straight. After a couple more calls from her mum and her BF I get a call from said girl saying she was fine and her mum had made it up because she was a little dehydrated and spent a couple hours in hospital.
A snapshot of true heroism right here.First thing I do is get a hold of the boys involved and try and help them get their stories straight.
Jesus Christ
A snapshot of true heroism right here.
If you were still in the country I'd have my nomination for the Order of Australia sorted.
One question though: Why did you answer the phone when the mother of the girl you're shagging called you? Nothing good can come from that.
Seriously, which one were you rooting TK, the mother or the daughter? And don't tell me both of them either, you lucky bastard!!Mate I didn't have her mums number saved in me phone I didn't know who it was..
Seriously, which one were you rooting TK, the mother or the daughter? And don't tell me both of them either, you lucky bastard!!
Next time just put on a Chinese accent and yell "wrong number! wrong number!" at her until she hangs up.Mate I didn't have her mums number saved in me phone I didn't know who it was..
Canadian fella but he was obsessed with aussie rules, nice fella but I had to hit him with a barbell.
Probably not an Internet story but when I was younger (like 17) I'd been sleeping with a girl but nothing serious. Few of me mates took her out for a night and they got on the speed. Anyway get a phone call the next day from her mum yelling at me she's dead.
First thing I do is get a hold of the boys involved and try and help them get their stories straight. After a couple more calls from her mum and her BF I get a call from said girl saying she was fine and her mum had made it up because she was a little dehydrated and spent a couple hours in hospital.
Possibly. Old man probably going nowAny of you campaigners want to meet up round 1? Cats mate unfortunately has some life problems that stopped him from coming
LeverPuller?
I hope it’s GAJ that is your mate.Any of you campaigners want to meet up round 1? Cats mate unfortunately has some life problems that stopped him from coming
LeverPuller?
This begs the question; what were you doing lying on the floor as you opened some fabric softener? Not doing any washing?Having the greatest day so far.
- Got up this morning, decided to wash my sheets. Spilt half a bottle of fabric softener on the floor and all over myself (at least i smell nice)
- Put more washing on, went out to centerlink. Then booked my train fares, couldn't afford first class on the vline (i need the leg room) because i had to pay for first class on the booked out XPT (where leg room in economy doesn't matter) because of what i'll blame is the GP's fault.
- Came home, noticed when i spilt the fabric softener i had knocked the drainage pipe out of it's hole. So while i was out the washing machine has spewed water out all over the laundry floor and leaked out into the kitchen and living room carpet. Also caught my bag of training gear which is wet AF
I placed it on a ledge with the top off, then i saw it tip and tried to save it.This begs the question; what were you doing lying on the floor as you opened some fabric softener? Not doing any washing?
Very time efficient.I placed it on a ledge with the top off, then i saw it tip and tried to save it.
That'd be one way to wash your clothes though