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I'm in court today (witness, not the accused). Bit nervous actually.
Read the first few words and thought they've finally got you on animal cruelty charges for constantly teasing that rabbit with beer for the last two years.
 

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Read the first few words and thought they've finally got you on animal cruelty charges for constantly teasing that rabbit with beer for the last two years.
I'm starting to wish that was the case. At least I'd be done by now.
 

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I'm starting to wish that was the case. At least I'd be done by now.
I've only been to court once. Went to the County Court for legal studies back in year 11. There wasn't a single "objection!". Was disappointing. And pretty boring. I did get scalded by the teacher for (apparently) proclaiming the accused was guilty too loudly as soon as we walked out of the court room doors.
 

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You witnessed the crime that was our loss to Essendon?
I wish someone could get prosecuted for that.

Nah - it's more a work thing. I used to be an investigator but I've moved on to a different area so I can have more money and a nice life, but the tail ends of stuff I was involved in are still in play and now I'm getting summoned every moment to this case and I'm not really across the whole extent of it. But it's weird because I seem to be an important witness so called back over and over and I feel like a douchbag. And I'm running out of court appropriate clothing so tomorrow it's a crumpled Spandau Ballet t-shirt, pyjamas or nude.
 

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I wish someone could get prosecuted for that.

Nah - it's more a work thing. I used to be an investigator but I've moved on to a different area so I can have more money and a nice life, but the tail ends of stuff I was involved in are still in play and now I'm getting summoned every moment to this case and I'm not really across the whole extent of it. But it's weird because I seem to be an important witness so called back over and over and I feel like a douchbag. And I'm running out of court appropriate clothing so tomorrow it's a crumpled Spandau Ballet t-shirt, pyjamas or nude.
And glasses.




Haha, that was great. :D
 
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I wish someone could get prosecuted for that.

Nah - it's more a work thing. I used to be an investigator but I've moved on to a different area so I can have more money and a nice life, but the tail ends of stuff I was involved in are still in play and now I'm getting summoned every moment to this case and I'm not really across the whole extent of it. But it's weird because I seem to be an important witness so called back over and over and I feel like a douchbag. And I'm running out of court appropriate clothing so tomorrow it's a crumpled Spandau Ballet t-shirt, pyjamas or nude.
Just start responding to everything by yelling: 'You can't handle the truth!'

My old man used to investigate insurance fraud (Work Care when they had independent investigators do it) & public liability claims. Was lucrative until work cover centralised it all.
 

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I get the feeling that's the only area of life you're a clean skin.
Eh, not really. I'd bet I live a fairly placid life compared to most on here, but I'm assuming supporting the club has driven the majority of folks to depraved depths and darker distractions. You're all meth addicts and serial killers until proven otherwise.
 

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Have you seen or heard from all four of them since? Theseventhhamster in the kitchen with the meat cleaver...
Two were mods and one of the other ones Proper Gander. Way too high profile to knock off. The young fella who looks like Mitch Wallis has gone missing now that you mention it......
 

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Eh, not really. I'd bet I live a fairly placid life compared to most on here, but I'm assuming supporting the club has driven the majority of folks to depraved depths and darker distractions. You're all meth addicts and serial killers until proven otherwise.
That is totally wrong and you can get stuffed because I am not a meth addict. I don't know if I'm a serial killer - depends largely on the threshold for 'serial' and probably something I should keep to myself in the early stages
 

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That is totally wrong and you can get stuffed because I am not a meth addict. I don't know if I'm a serial killer - depends largely on the threshold for 'serial' and probably something I should keep to myself in the early stages
I think if you kill everyone on the same day you're technically a mass murderer, not a serial killer, so you should be ok PG
 

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That is totally wrong and you can get stuffed because I am not a meth addict. I don't know if I'm a serial killer - depends largely on the threshold for 'serial' and probably something I should keep to myself in the early stages
Cereal killer?
 
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