Banter Random Discussion Thread 145- More Reliable Than Russian Drug Testing

[Ochre]

Incredible choke for the Heat. Leedsesque

 

[HoneyBadger35]

Incredible choke for the Heat. Leedsesque

The main thing is that their fans stick with them and don’t just stop watching the sport altogether because their team didn’t win. Very few words to describe just how cowardly that behaviour is.

 

[TY24]

Not sure why we went with Turner when there’s a perfectly good Maxwell sitting back home

 

[kane249]

Aussies blow it again late in their innings, severely lacking a finisher down the order.

Turner and Agar just don't seem up to international standard

 

[Ochre]

Aussies blow it again late in their innings, severely lacking a finisher down the order.

Turner and Agar just don't seem up to international standard

Agars not a 7, and Turner's out of form. Still think Turner can be a good international player long term though.

 

[bUCKET__]

Credit to Shami, he's a much better bowler than I remember.

 

[squashface]

Made his money, less opportunities to do so now he's in the twilight of his career. People are lining up to fight Notorious instead of going for the belt because he is where the money is.

But the build up was pretty respectful on both sides, was a nice change.

I heard that Conor was paid $3million for the fight whereas Cowboy got $200K.

 

[Dazzler9]

I heard that Conor was paid $3million for the fight whereas Cowboy got $200K.

Based on the result, seems fair enough.

 

[Truckosaurus]

So being a UFC noob, are those shoulder hits legal?

I didn't watch so can't comment directly, but from memory the only illegal acts are:
- Hitting the back of the head
- Nutshots
- Eye gouges
- Headbutts
- Grabbing the cage
- Any sort of strike with a leg if your opponent is on the ground

And the usual biting, pinching, spitting, tickling, stabbing with a HIV-contaminated syringe, fingering, alien abduction, kissing, framing for murder, pressganging, nipple-twisting, beard-flapping, dobbing, not respecting shotgun, not respecting your momma, farting and then waving it towards them, hiding behind the referee, yelling out "Oh my god, look behind you!", covering your gloves with lemon juice and then rubbing your palm in their eyes, accusing of terrorism, Scanners'-style head-explosions, and something called "giraffing" with no further explanation listed.

 

[Quinz]

The main thing is that their fans stick with them and don’t just stop watching the sport altogether because their team didn’t win. Very few words to describe just how cowardly that behaviour is.

Sometimes you and Ochre have your own conversations inside our conversations, and I think it’s adorable.

 

[ep2018]

rofl we're going to fall into 5th and make the finals arent we. 4th vs 5th is just greed by CA but eh we'll take it.

 

[Ochre]

Sometimes you and Ochre have your own conversations inside our conversations, and I think it’s adorable.

Thanks. I hate it.

 

[squashface]

I didn't watch so can't comment directly, but from memory the only illegal acts are:
- Hitting the back of the head
- Nutshots
- Eye gouges
- Headbutts
- Grabbing the cage
- Any sort of strike with a leg if your opponent is on the ground

And the usual biting, pinching, spitting, tickling, stabbing with a HIV-contaminated syringe, fingering, alien abduction, kissing, framing for murder, pressganging, nipple-twisting, beard-flapping, dobbing, not respecting shotgun, not respecting your momma, farting and then waving it towards them, hiding behind the referee, yelling out "Oh my god, look behind you!", covering your gloves with lemon juice and then rubbing your palm in their eyes, accusing of terrorism, Scanners'-style head-explosions, and something called "giraffing" with no further explanation listed.

I appreciate the effort that went into this post

 

[DanWCE]

I heard that Conor was paid $3million for the fight whereas Cowboy got $200K.

He gets a % of the PPV though and Conor brings huuuuge PPV numbers.

 

[Truckosaurus]

I appreciate the effort that went into this post

It wasn't that much effort, I just copy-pasted from the website.

 

[squashface]

It wasn't that much effort, I just copy-pasted from the website.

 

[Quinz]

 

[Quinz]

 

[HoneyBadger35]

 

[FKASC]

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10/10 username to gif correlation

 

[kane249]

Didn't know their punter is a local lad from Gosnells as well, Mitch Wishnowsky

 

[Ochre]

Didn't know their punter is a local lad from Gosnells as well, Mitch Wishnowsky

You're thinking of Monsters Inc

 

[kane249]

Geez the Eastern states are really copping it lately, first massive fires and now torrential rain and hail.

If it starts raining frogs and locusts hit i'd be very wary if I was over there

 

[Truckosaurus]

"NSW Christian Extremists Massacre Pale Horses in Misguided Attempt to Prevent Apocalypse"

 

[Agent93]

Random diversion: What's Gunnar / Ian Dargie's most recent account?