Banter Random Discussion Thread 147 - Taika Waititi's New World Order

[DanWCE]

Mate quarantine hasn't even stared yet bro.

I'm warming up

 

[RookiePick]

What are you using? My Garmin watch takes about 5km (cycling) to wake up to the fact my heart rate has elevated, and then I see it top out at around 180bpm. I can't attest to it's accuracy but for me it's more about individual analysis, comparing historical data on myself using the same piece of equipment. And jerking off over calories burnt.

Some Huawei thingo. Band 5?

I am coming from a low fitness base so maybe I just run out of gas and can't sustain intensity. It just seemed odd that different activities on different days all seem to peak at exactly 160bpm

 

[Truckosaurus]

The Chinese government just refuses to admit that heartrates can go higher than 160bpm, because that's Xi's limit. Shouldn't have gone with Huawei.

 

[DanWCE]

Some Huawei thingo. Band 5?

I am coming from a low fitness base so maybe I just run out of gas and can't sustain intensity. It just seemed odd that different activities on different days all seem to peak at exactly 160bpm

How long have you been using it? They do take a little bit of wrist position tweaking for optimal position. Further up the forearm is usually the go, but not so much it looks like you're honouring the loss of life in a footy match.

If you can't get it over 160 see if someone else can take it for a squirt. Then jerk off to their (your) calories burnt.

 

[DanWCE]

Basically, jerk off and see if you can get over 160.

 

[RookiePick]

How long have you been using it? They do take a little bit of wrist position tweaking for optimal position. Further up the forearm is usually the go, but not so much it looks like you're honouring the loss of life in a footy match.

If you can't get it over 160 see if someone else can take it for a squirt. Then jerk off to their (your) calories burnt.

Late Feb.

Maybe I will strap it to one of the kids, yell at them and chase them around the house. Should easily clock it

 

[avishka5]

Basically, jerk off and see if you can get over 160.

why does mine say 78?

 

[Keys]

why does mine say 78?

You set it to read your IQ

 

[avishka5]

You set it to read your IQ

I just figured it out. I accidentally asked Siri for Keys age.

 

[TY24]

You set it to read your IQ

 

[Keys]

I just figured it out. I accidentally asked Siri for Keys age.

So it’s your IQ or my age

Either way it’s an overestimation

 

[avishka5]

So it’s your IQ or my age

Either way it’s an overestimation

Ok I lied. It's my IQ

 

[avishka5]

Perth is unusually cool for this time of the year.

 

[larrikin]

Perth is unusually cool for this time of the year.

Agreed. All those masks are on point.

 

[Georgie 404]

I went down a Twitter rabbit hole related to this once. There are people who believe that the evil world controllers HAVE to tell us what they're doing. It's part of the bargain- they obscurely let us know what's happening, and if we fail to spot these signs then they go ahead with our tacit approval. It becomes our failure for not noticing.

Ahh yea obviously crazy talk

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A Dean Koontz book from 1981 predicted coronavirus in bizarre coincidence

Author Dean Koontz eerily predicted the Coronavirus outbreak in his 1981 thriller "The Eyes of Darkness."

www.foxnews.com

Author Dean Koontz eerily predicted the coronavirus outbreak in his 1981 thriller "The Eyes of Darkness."
The fictional novel tells the story of a Chinese military lab that creates a new virus to potentially use as a biological weapon during wartime. The lab is ironically located in Wuhan, China and the made-up virus is called Wuhan-400.

 

[Georgie 404]

A Dean Koontz book from 1981 predicted coronavirus in bizarre coincidence

Author Dean Koontz eerily predicted the Coronavirus outbreak in his 1981 thriller "The Eyes of Darkness."

www.foxnews.com

Author Dean Koontz eerily predicted the coronavirus outbreak in his 1981 thriller "The Eyes of Darkness."
The fictional novel tells the story of a Chinese military lab that creates a new virus to potentially use as a biological weapon during wartime. The lab is ironically located in Wuhan, China and the made-up virus is called Wuhan-400.

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It’s all bs

 

[Quinz]

I'm not going to make it back home before WA had a quarantine lockout am I?

 

[Dazzler9]

The various govts* don't seem to be in any rush to lock down or close schools, so I wouldn't be too worried personally.

* Except Tasmania.

 

[Chris_6678]

The various govts* don't seem to be in any rush to lock down or close schools, so I wouldn't be too worried personally.

* Except Tasmania.

It makes sense is a way as a lot of people might travel overseas and use the ferry to cross over which might infect people on the boat.

 

[kane249]

I'm not going to make it back home before WA had a quarantine lockout am I?

It should be a heck of a road trip back though across the Nullabor

 

[RookiePick]

Keys with some exceptional work just before his bedtime last night.

 

[Quinz]

It should be a heck of a road trip back though across the Nullabor

If it comes to that it comes to that!

 

[kane249]

If it comes to that it comes to that!

How's your guitar skills?

 

[Quinz]

How's your guitar skills?

I'd describe them as gnarly.

 

[kane249]

I'd describe them as gnarly.

You're hired!

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