Doc, I can't feel my left foot.Damn it, it IS the left foot! Looks like I'm screwed.
Seriously, I'll be fine. In another era, my doc recons he would have chopped off the leg at the knee, and even then it may have been too late to save me. But these days, it's drip-fed antibiotics and bed rest (away from the little darlings) for a couple of days, and I'll be right as rain.
And I'll walk out of here having not paid a cent, outside of tax I didn't mind paying.
We live in an incredible country, and we should be very grateful that we do.
That's because we accidently amputated your hands. Ooops.