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[bubblegoose]

haha bench.

Yeah this version is a bit different to what grandma would have played.

I've heard it's more a mix of ac/dc, air guitar & bourbon.

It's being franchised all around australia. Anyway...

 

[IllBeTheJudge]

With all the posts of sorrow regarding the passing of Michael Jackson, I couldn't help but notice this on the FRONT PAGE, if you don't mind, of what can only be described as the honourable and high brow, Sydney's Daily Telegraph

You're not a REAL Jackson fan unless you're basically the same as this bloke, in my humble opinion

Jason Jackson

I was shocked and surprised to learn that he lives with his parents

 

[cartwright]

ha ha oh dear.

I like the demanding price bit "$20,000 or even a million" yeah. ok.

 

[SaintsSeptember]

If Jacko was Wacko , how do you even begin to describe this?

All the Michael Jackson news has overshadowed the death of Mrs Slocumb , what will become of her pussy?

 

[IllBeTheJudge]

Jason "What a" Cack-son?
Careful of spelling errors mind you ...

 

[IllBeTheJudge]

All the Michael Jackson news has overshadowed the death of Mrs Slocumb , what will become of her pussy?

Surely it could be stuffed with something

 

[CHBench]

You're not a REAL Jackson fan unless you're basically the same as this bloke, in my humble opinion

Jason Jackson

I was shocked and surprised to learn that he lives with his parents

He looks like a girl i know.

Sometimes people don't know when to let go.
The picture on the front page is all the proof you need.

 

[StFly]

If only I knew they were landing at Tulla and not Avalon I would have shown up to shoryuken Tom Cruise for epic lulz. And yes, Michael is alive, next to Elvis, so even wherever they are he's still not getting food because Elvis is eating it all.

 

[CHBench]

Why are we obsessed with all things TomKat?

National embarassment.
"Security scare as Cruise lets rip." Honestly, Australian media.

And what the **** is going on in that Superfooty wrap video?

 

[StFly]

Saints can't win Tom, they're not aliens and they don't have spacecrafts.

Of more concern for mine is that if you look at the headlines the word "steal" usually pops up as if Geelong were ever in front, you know at all, during the match to be stolen from.

Golf clap for the journos...

 

[bubblegoose]

So sorry to hear the news StFly about your home town hero:

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,25750016-5012974,00.html

 

[bubblegoose]

So sorry to hear the news StFly about your home town hero missing out on the crown:

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,25750016-5012974,00.html

 

[bubblegoose]

"I'll go get the paper, get the paper"

.....

 

[Squizz]

That's a shame - the whole town was ready to celebrate!!!

 

[Squizz]

What - didn't I win?

 

[Squizz]

It would seem his brain cells were also damagaed - caused alot of people to lose their jobs? WTF?

Drink-drive Collingwood player granted licence

The Collingwood footballer who cost the club $500,000 in road-safety related sponsorship after being caught drink-driving was today granted his licence again but must have an alcohol interlock fitted to his car until at least the end of the year.

Sharrod Wellingham, 21, who lost his licence for blowing 0.13 in February last year, applied at the Melbourne Magistrates Court to have his driver's licence returned.

He was charged with drink driving during a weekend trip to the Victorian seaside resort town of Lorne.

Hawthorn's gun forward Lance "Buddy" Franklin and ruckman Simon Taylor were in the car when he was booked.

Wellingham, of Balaclava, told Magistrate Peter White today his offending had been a "silly mistake", which occurred after he "had been drinking all day".
"There's no reason, I shouldn't have been driving at all," Wellingham said.
He said he needed his car for work and "knew he wasn't going to make the mistake again".

"I put a lot of people out, I caused a lot of people to lose jobs, caused a lot of people to be put out," he said.

The footballer said he was monitoring his drinking habits, which were now "minimal".

Mr White returned Wellingham's licence subject to an alcohol interlock - an electronic breath-testing device wired to the car's ignition system - being fitted to his car for at least six months.

Essendon star Andrew Lovett is also set to face court today, charged with unlicensed driving.

 

[bubblegoose]

It would seem his brain cells were also damagaed - caused alot of people to lose their jobs? WTF?

bartenders?

 

[CHBench]

So sorry to hear the news StFly about your home town hero missing out on the crown:

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,25750016-5012974,00.html

I never would of thought she was from Sunbury. Never. Ever. Beautiful place of the world that is, filled with beautiful people. (I can't talk, my burb isn't much better.)
I like Cassi's boganess, she had to apologise to the community of Sunbury because she called them "ghetto". Sunbury should be thanking her, that's the best thing i've heard said about Sunbury in yonks.

Doubt anyone here watched the finale, but hands down the worst time to get a blood nose is when your on LIVE national television getting judged on your looks and beauty. Poor Tahnee, she was so embarrassed. Hilarious tv.

 

[bubblegoose]

Free pies, pasties & sausage rolls - get in quick before Lance eats them all!

http://www.colesexpress.com.au/hitthespot/default.aspx

 

[Squizz]

bartenders?

ha ha

 

[StFly]

So sorry to hear the news StFly about your home town hero missing out on the crown:

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,25750016-5012974,00.html

I feel the need to apologise to the nation for her, I lame myself for not assaulting people like her straight out of high school screaming "bitch, common sense please!"

I am much ashamed.

I never would of thought she was from Sunbury. Never. Ever. Beautiful place of the world that is, filled with beautiful people. (I can't talk, my burb isn't much better.)
I like Cassi's boganess, she had to apologise to the community of Sunbury because she called them "ghetto". Sunbury should be thanking her, that's the best thing i've heard said about Sunbury in yonks.

Doubt anyone here watched the finale, but hands down the worst time to get a blood nose is when your on LIVE national television getting judged on your looks and beauty. Poor Tahnee, she was so embarrassed. Hilarious tv.

What yo say about my mother cracka? I suck at ghetto speak....

CHB, you, me, Southern Cross platform 7, battle of the burbz!

Edit:

So I actually read the article, because you know I don't really care that much, but uhh 16 year old has 25 year old fiance and we're called bogans is dominating headlines? What in the googly moogly has this world come to? Hey Brad, you were 9 when she wasn't even born, rob that cradle some more son!

 

[Squizz]

The new VB ad (BBG - this is the one you passed up?) is pretty funny.

"Men who have had an arm in a cow"

"Guys who peaked in high school" (there's "Terry Whathisname")

"Men who should have read the instructions"

"Blokes punching above their weight" (some missing links performing modern miracles!)

 

[CHBench]

Everyone's probably seen it in the main board, but i need to plant it here so it never, ever gets lost.
This is one for the good room.

[YOUtube]Z00lt0HcOAQ[/youtube]


Prizes for guessing this creatures natural habitat.

 

[Armitage2Riewoldt]

The new VB ad (BBG - this is the one you passed up?) is pretty funny.

"Men who have had an arm in a cow"

"Guys who peaked in high school" (there's "Terry Whathisname")

"Men who should have read the instructions"

"Blokes punching above their weight" (some missing links performing modern miracles!)

It's a good ad.

Shame I can't touch the stuff.

TEDs FTW!

 

[bubblegoose]

The new VB ad (BBG - this is the one you passed up?) is pretty funny.

"Men who have had an arm in a cow"

"Guys who peaked in high school" (there's "Terry Whathisname")

"Men who should have read the instructions"

"Blokes punching above their weight" (some missing links performing modern miracles!)

Yes this is the one Squiz, footy commitments took priority