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[bubblegoose]

A shame too - I'd been practicing my streaking techinique for weeks - streaking through the quad and into the gymnasium!

 

[Squizz]

To think - you could have been one of only 1,500 people!

 

[Squizz]

Beware - the Redneck Games are on!

 

[Squizz]

 

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[bubblegoose]

Is this Bazza in a couple of years?

 

[CHBench]

Lance Whitnall found his new calling?

 

[Look2Me4Guidance]

A shame too - I'd been practicing my streaking techinique for weeks - streaking through the quad and into the gymnasium!

I'll do one.


FILL IT UP AGAIN!

 

[StFly]

So, I was watching Masterchef and at the end I thoguth you know what, it'd be great if when someones being booted those who are staying just rub it in something shocking, because I mean they always bloody cry anyway.

Oh I can't cook a pie *cry*
Oh I can't cook a fish *cry*
Oh someone was a meanie poo poo head *cry*

"hey you three, I'm int eh final three now, suck that crap, have a cry you pansie little bitches BOOYA!" have a little dance, play it up how stocked you are "tough luck champ, if only you weren't a hack, htfu!"

Would make it a much better show...

 

[CHBench]

I can't believe how popular Masterchef is. It's good, but it's not that good.
Happy that w***er pedo Chris got booted, even though Julie's dish was hardly finale worthy. Might as well have dished up vegemite on toast.


Can i just say how glad i am my ancestors were criminals. Clicky.

For a country, who a) have at least 2 and half times as many people and b) with that not including Scots, Welsh, Irish etc who they claim as their own, have to count down Australia's greatest athletes. FAIL!
I love it when England fail and Australia bathes in glorious victory. Makes me feel warm and fuzzy.
(you watch, now that i've said this Australia will fall in a massive heap and England will win the Ashes, bookmark it!)

Anyone else share hatred for all things bad teeth?

 

[SaintsSeptember]

I can't believe how popular Masterchef is. It's good, but it's not that good.
Happy that w***er pedo Chris got booted, even though Julie's dish was hardly finale worthy. Might as well have dished up vegemite on toast.


Can i just say how glad i am my ancestors were criminals. Clicky.

For a country, who a) have at least 2 and half times as many people and b) with that not including Scots, Welsh, Irish etc who they claim as their own, have to count down Australia's greatest athletes. FAIL!
I love it when England fail and Australia bathes in glorious victory. Makes me feel warm and fuzzy.
(you watch, now that i've said this Australia will fall in a massive heap and England will win the Ashes, bookmark it!)

Anyone else share hatred for all things bad teeth?

That cooking show is crap and if Chris is the w***er with the hat I agree.

How about a new show where really fat contestants have to go to a location in the world only dicovered by interpreting clues, and when they get there they have to dance and sing while preparing a fattening meal that they are not allowed to eat and the one that loses the most weight but dosn't get voted off for singing or dancing too badly gets to marry some farmer who turns out to be a transvestite.

 

[Squizz]

Never watched it, but then again haven't watched "Packed to the Shitters" either which has rated its balls off.

I used to work in a restaurant kitchen and never thought of using a meat tenderiser like this :

What a douche.

 

[Squizz]

Sorry – what was the name of the movie again? Didn’t know Jimmy Bartel and Matthew Scarlett were related and had a little brother.

Movie download racks up $602 internet bill

Michele Collins is confident she owns the most valuable copy of the movie Dumb and Dumber.

When Mrs Collins' 16-year-old son Jack Featherston downloaded Dumb and Dumber and Freddy got Fingered on his laptop he had no idea of the shock in store for his family when the internet bill arrived last week, the Geelong Advertiser reports.

At first Mrs Collins thought there had been some mistake when Jack's internet bill didn't come in at the usual $29 but was a whopping $573 over, making a total of $602. "I could have hired it for $3 or bought my own copy at Big W for $9.99," she said. "Instead I have the most expensive copy of that movie."

Jack downloaded the movies over 3's mobile internet using a $29 monthly plan. He had 3.5GB of included downloads, with an excess fee of 10c per MB.

Mrs Collins said that nobody read the contract's small print, and thought that 3 would ring her if there was a problem.

However, with a single high-definition movie reaching over 4GB, Jack should have used his wired home broadband - which has a much larger download limit.

 

[SaintsSeptember]

And after going to the media ( to try to weasel out of paying ) "dumbest" will no doubt get busted for breaching copyrite laws.

 

[StFly]

And after going to the media ( to try to weasel out of paying ) "dumbest" will no doubt get busted for breaching copyrite laws.

Depends if it was a legal download service so you have payment for the wireless + payment for excess MB + payment for HD copy of movie.

But tough luck to the boy, either he has to fork out the cash or he has to get fined for pirating, lose lose and the media is only going to go ha ha stupid kid using a mobile internet service to download 8+GB of HD movie on a 3.5GB cap.

I can't believe how popular Masterchef is. It's good, but it's not that good.
Happy that w***er pedo Chris got booted, even though Julie's dish was hardly finale worthy. Might as well have dished up vegemite on toast.

"You're judged on the dish you put up today and how that tastes."
"Julie, if that lamb wasn't impeccable and your idea for a cookbook wasn't vivid you'd be gone! What cookbook ideas have to do with taste I dunno, but GORNE! Chris, this means gtfo."

*Julie cries
*Poh cries
*Judges cry
*Chris looks smug

What we need is Sarah coming back in and hitting them with something to Benny Hill music, and the final can be "test your knife skills, we have 75 chopping boards and 1 knife. CHOP THE CHOPPING BOARDS!" Wood flies everywhere "aah my eyes" "ow splinters" and the winner;

Termites!

 

[IllBeTheJudge]

How about a new show where really fat contestants have to go to a location in the world only dicovered by interpreting clues, and when they get there they have to dance and sing while preparing a fattening meal that they are not allowed to eat and the one that loses the most weight but dosn't get voted off for singing or dancing too badly gets to marry some farmer who turns out to be a transvestite.

That's been done already

Actually, we're not that far away ... I saw an ad on telly the other day about a new dance show starting, full of fatties. You have to be a top notch dancer, and lose weight. I believe it's called Dance Your Ass Off

Sounds like a winner

 

[CHBench]

I cringe everytime i hear the very Aussie voice over say "ass". Doesn't work. Will get axed sooner than "This Afternoon" did.

Oh come on now Herald Sun, a live blog? Of the masterchef finale? Seriously?
Lets goh Poh!

 

[CHBench]

(you watch, now that i've said this Australia will fall in a massive heap and England will win the Ashes, bookmark it!)

See. Like clockwork.

 

[StFly]

See. Like clockwork.

Except Poh didn't win.

Emotional mother with dreams for her children always trumps ethnic minority group member.

Check and mate.

 

[CHBench]

Bingo.
Australia loves an emotional, "little Aussie battler" story.
Eh, at least Poh gets to work in LA with Curtis Stone, potentially more upside than the prize itself.
Can't believe she's 36. She looks 25.


Did you hear your hometown hero Cassi turned down a massive modelling contract in New York to support her Bricky fiancé, since he just started a new job. Seriously, what is in the water in Sunbury?

 

[StFly]

Did you hear your hometown hero Cassi turned down a massive modelling contract in New York to support her Bricky fiancé, since he just started a new job. Seriously, what is in the water in Sunbury?

She's a tramp who's set to wed a stoner, in fact that would probably explain why she turned down the contract, she was probably stoned off her face at the time, which, fun fact, is part of the reason she was supposedly a bitch with an attitude; withdrawal symptoms.

 

[bubblegoose]

I love a happy ending.

 

[Squizz]

 

[CHBench]

Excuse my french. But im ****ed.
I dropped by BRAND NEW iphone in water. Shit week.

 

[Squizz]