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[BrianSpeaking]

St Kilda nation lost a great man today, R.I.P Tim Calder, gone but never forgotten.

 

[Persevering Saint]

Absolutely champagne funny.

 

[Mowman]

Brought my youngest Daughter her 1st dog 3 weeks ago, a miniature schnauzer 8 weeks old. daughter named him Lenny after the great one, get the phone call from wife at golf today lenny not well at the vets and has a Bowel hernia. Surgery tomorrow morning fingers crossed

 

[Saintos The ITK]

Good luck Lenny, I know I'd hat for anything to happen to my little fella.

 

[CALL ME SNAKE]

Brought my youngest Daughter her 1st dog 3 weeks ago, a miniature schnauzer 8 weeks old. daughter named him Lenny after the great one, get the phone call from wife at golf today lenny not well at the vets and has a Bowel hernia. Surgery tomorrow morning fingers crossed

good luck mate.
Hope little Lenny is ok.

 

[saintbill]

Brought my youngest Daughter her 1st dog 3 weeks ago, a miniature schnauzer 8 weeks old. daughter named him Lenny after the great one, get the phone call from wife at golf today lenny not well at the vets and has a Bowel hernia. Surgery tomorrow morning fingers crossed

Little Lenny will pull through I am sure. All the best.

 

[Mowman]

Len Dog #7 is home and happy

 

[By a Point]

Get Lenny a dried Pizzel

 

[Mowman]

Bloody Hell, you know its cold outside when you go outside and its cold.

 

[PoppedCorn]

Harden up i worked outside til midnight last night

Had about 4 layers on

 

[Barrels]

ERMAGHERD!!!!!



http://trib.al/Pt6bRA9

 

[Flandersss]

ERMAGHERD!!!!!

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YESSSS

 

[Glen Buterol]

ERMAGHERD!!!!!

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Please Nintendo God make Double Dragon one of the games

 

[Barrels]

Please Nintendo God make Double Dragon one of the games

Your wish is granted...

• Balloon Fight™
  
• BUBBLE BOBBLE
  
• Castlevania™
  
• Castlevania II: Simon’s Quest™
  
• Donkey Kong™
  
• Donkey Kong Jr. ™
  
• DOUBLE DRAGON II: THE REVENGE
  
• Dr. Mario™
  
• Excitebike™
  
• FINAL FANTASY®
  
• Galaga™
  
• GHOSTS’N GOBLINS®
  
• GRADIUS™
  
• Ice Climber™
  
• Kid Icarus™
  
• Kirby’s Adventure™
  
• Mario Bros. ™
  
• MEGA MAN® 2
  
• Metroid™
  
• NINJA GAIDEN
  
• PAC-MAN™
  
• Punch-Out!! ™ Featuring Mr. Dream
  
• StarTropics™
  
• SUPER C™
  
• Super Mario Bros.™
  
• Super Mario Bros. ™ 2
  
• Super Mario Bros. ™ 3
  
• TECMO BOWL
  
• The Legend of Zelda™
  
• Zelda II: The Adventure of Link™

 

[CALL ME SNAKE]

horrible news

 

[Flandersss]

OMG ZELDA

 

[Flandersss]

View attachment 266309 horrible news

Its getting worse snake

 

[PoppedCorn]

ERMAGHERD!!!!!

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OMG
I feel like Homer finding a tramampoline

 

[StFly]

Greetings from England, also, top loader NES is best NES and this spacebar is rubbish...

 

[StFly]

So, I am now back in Australia and let me just say thank the great googly for that because my sanity could not take much more.

Abu Dhabi International Airport I get delayed, here 45 degrees C at 5am, we land and it's misty as shit, how can it be that when you can't see 2 feet in front of you? I don't even. So, transfer to Melbourne is also delayed, because air traffic and loading and 2 seats in front is a generational portrait of some Arab nationality down from gandpa and grandma to 6 month old baby. As we are delayed the rest of us are getting to know our seating companions such as "hi 35C, I chose a window seat and hate it would you mind swapping?" to "sure, I love windows and you simply have a weak bladder, I know your secret batman!" to playing a game of "what's that smell?". Still on the plane stuck at the terminal, turns out baby decided that it did not like the food it was given, and projectile vomited all over the floor, and the parents, then when the stewards came around, decided to compound this by rapid fire diarrhea, 3 seats away the lady with the other baby was AOK, he was asleep and people were fawning at how great a baby he isWTFISTHATGODDAMN?

It's a 13hr flight. It was going to be a long flight.

So I had set my phone to Melbourne time to try and normalise my sleep patterns from England to Australia, and going by my clock, I had 4 hours before 1am and attempted sleep, which came in 25minute blocks between (audible baby cries mixed with vomit sounds and shit) and (audible muffled complaints about the remnants of this), in other words the stewards were combating this by taking toilet paper and cleaning the floor, then the parent was dumping them on the floor and watching as the used paper went slowly up and down the aisle towards the toilet. So I sit there with headphones on to muffle the noises and the do not disturb face mask thing because do not disturb I am zenning my inner chi between silent disgust at this family and opening the airlock and throwing that baby out whilst cackling like an evil bond villain as the family daisy chained out after it. So on approach to Melbourne, in the last hour I take the mask off, having slept a little and it was 5am ish, Steward comes around with refreshment and asks how I can have not eaten anything for 13 hours and how amazing it is.

...

That baby was 2 seats in front of me, last thing on my mind was eating in a public toilet with stagnant air you stupid woman, plus, I was trying to sleep, kinda easy to not eat when you're asleep. Learn some damned common sense.

So we get the customs card and there's mass confusion, the woman in 35B had NFI how to fill it in and me, being the helpful sort that I am, assisted her, got queried why I wasn't filling mine in on the plane to my response of;

Well Tulla International airport has an automated customs process for Australian citizens, which involves;

1. Fill in customs sheet.
2. Scan passport (state no, I did not visit any African nation) & grab automated card output.
3. Put card output into system, look at camera, verify ID and walk through gate.
4. Grab bag.
5. Give card and completed form to customs staff and walk through exit to freedom.

"it takes me all of 5mins as an Australian citizen to do this, no biggie".

Unbeknownst to me however, they changed the exit around since my last trip, so the exit is now a button that opens a wall into the lobby.

So I managed to stay awake until about 7:10pm last night, where apparently I muttered something about laying in bed and the sister apparently poked me with a stick about 20minutes later and I was out.

tldr; yesterday was awesome because I had pancakes, all day. All. Day.

 

[Keg on legs]

So, I am now back in Australia and let me just say thank the great googly for that because my sanity could not take much more.

Abu Dhabi International Airport I get delayed, here 45 degrees C at 5am, we land and it's misty as shit, how can it be that when you can't see 2 feet in front of you? I don't even. So, transfer to Melbourne is also delayed, because air traffic and loading and 2 seats in front is a generational portrait of some Arab nationality down from gandpa and grandma to 6 month old baby. As we are delayed the rest of us are getting to know our seating companions such as "hi 35C, I chose a window seat and hate it would you mind swapping?" to "sure, I love windows and you simply have a weak bladder, I know your secret batman!" to playing a game of "what's that smell?". Still on the plane stuck at the terminal, turns out baby decided that it did not like the food it was given, and projectile vomited all over the floor, and the parents, then when the stewards came around, decided to compound this by rapid fire diarrhea, 3 seats away the lady with the other baby was AOK, he was asleep and people were fawning at how great a baby he isWTFISTHATGODDAMN?

It's a 13hr flight. It was going to be a long flight.

So I had set my phone to Melbourne time to try and normalise my sleep patterns from England to Australia, and going by my clock, I had 4 hours before 1am and attempted sleep, which came in 25minute blocks between (audible baby cries mixed with vomit sounds and shit) and (audible muffled complaints about the remnants of this), in other words the stewards were combating this by taking toilet paper and cleaning the floor, then the parent was dumping them on the floor and watching as the used paper went slowly up and down the aisle towards the toilet. So I sit there with headphones on to muffle the noises and the do not disturb face mask thing because do not disturb I am zenning my inner chi between silent disgust at this family and opening the airlock and throwing that baby out whilst cackling like an evil bond villain as the family daisy chained out after it. So on approach to Melbourne, in the last hour I take the mask off, having slept a little and it was 5am ish, Steward comes around with refreshment and asks how I can have not eaten anything for 13 hours and how amazing it is.

...

That baby was 2 seats in front of me, last thing on my mind was eating in a public toilet with stagnant air you stupid woman, plus, I was trying to sleep, kinda easy to not eat when you're asleep. Learn some damned common sense.

So we get the customs card and there's mass confusion, the woman in 35B had NFI how to fill it in and me, being the helpful sort that I am, assisted her, got queried why I wasn't filling mine in on the plane to my response of;

Well Tulla International airport has an automated customs process for Australian citizens, which involves;

1. Fill in customs sheet.
2. Scan passport (state no, I did not visit any African nation) & grab automated card output.
3. Put card output into system, look at camera, verify ID and walk through gate.
4. Grab bag.
5. Give card and completed form to customs staff and walk through exit to freedom.

"it takes me all of 5mins as an Australian citizen to do this, no biggie".

Unbeknownst to me however, they changed the exit around since my last trip, so the exit is now a button that opens a wall into the lobby.

So I managed to stay awake until about 7:10pm last night, where apparently I muttered something about laying in bed and the sister apparently poked me with a stick about 20minutes later and I was out.

tldr; yesterday was awesome because I had pancakes, all day. All. Day.

Serious LOLs, gold!

 

[Persevering Saint]

So, I am now back in Australia and let me just say thank the great googly for that because my sanity could not take much more.

Abu Dhabi International Airport I get delayed, here 45 degrees C at 5am, we land and it's misty as shit, how can it be that when you can't see 2 feet in front of you? I don't even. So, transfer to Melbourne is also delayed, because air traffic and loading and 2 seats in front is a generational portrait of some Arab nationality down from gandpa and grandma to 6 month old baby. As we are delayed the rest of us are getting to know our seating companions such as "hi 35C, I chose a window seat and hate it would you mind swapping?" to "sure, I love windows and you simply have a weak bladder, I know your secret batman!" to playing a game of "what's that smell?". Still on the plane stuck at the terminal, turns out baby decided that it did not like the food it was given, and projectile vomited all over the floor, and the parents, then when the stewards came around, decided to compound this by rapid fire diarrhea, 3 seats away the lady with the other baby was AOK, he was asleep and people were fawning at how great a baby he isWTFISTHATGODDAMN?

It's a 13hr flight. It was going to be a long flight.

So I had set my phone to Melbourne time to try and normalise my sleep patterns from England to Australia, and going by my clock, I had 4 hours before 1am and attempted sleep, which came in 25minute blocks between (audible baby cries mixed with vomit sounds and shit) and (audible muffled complaints about the remnants of this), in other words the stewards were combating this by taking toilet paper and cleaning the floor, then the parent was dumping them on the floor and watching as the used paper went slowly up and down the aisle towards the toilet. So I sit there with headphones on to muffle the noises and the do not disturb face mask thing because do not disturb I am zenning my inner chi between silent disgust at this family and opening the airlock and throwing that baby out whilst cackling like an evil bond villain as the family daisy chained out after it. So on approach to Melbourne, in the last hour I take the mask off, having slept a little and it was 5am ish, Steward comes around with refreshment and asks how I can have not eaten anything for 13 hours and how amazing it is.

...

That baby was 2 seats in front of me, last thing on my mind was eating in a public toilet with stagnant air you stupid woman, plus, I was trying to sleep, kinda easy to not eat when you're asleep. Learn some damned common sense.

So we get the customs card and there's mass confusion, the woman in 35B had NFI how to fill it in and me, being the helpful sort that I am, assisted her, got queried why I wasn't filling mine in on the plane to my response of;

Well Tulla International airport has an automated customs process for Australian citizens, which involves;

1. Fill in customs sheet.
2. Scan passport (state no, I did not visit any African nation) & grab automated card output.
3. Put card output into system, look at camera, verify ID and walk through gate.
4. Grab bag.
5. Give card and completed form to customs staff and walk through exit to freedom.

"it takes me all of 5mins as an Australian citizen to do this, no biggie".

Unbeknownst to me however, they changed the exit around since my last trip, so the exit is now a button that opens a wall into the lobby.

So I managed to stay awake until about 7:10pm last night, where apparently I muttered something about laying in bed and the sister apparently poked me with a stick about 20minutes later and I was out.

tldr; yesterday was awesome because I had pancakes, all day. All. Day.

It made me laugh because all the baby stuff is my life right now. All. the. time.

 

[SaintsSeptember]

It made me laugh because all the baby stuff is my life right now. All. the. time.

Just keep it in yours. Been there , do not want to go back.
Keep off planes.
Rip up your carpet and put down linoleum

 

[Persevering Saint]

Just keep it in yours. Been there , do not want to go back.
Keep off planes.
Rip up your carpet and put down linoleum

Wooden floorboards, my friend, wooden floorboards.

 

[SaintsSeptember]

Wooden floorboards, my friend, wooden floorboards.

That stuff will take off the varnish and permeate the timber.