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Goliath was banned by WADA, after it was revealed that during his match against David, he was totally stoned.
 

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Goliath was banned by WADA, after it was revealed that during his match against David, he was totally stoned.

I heard he was a huge flog of biblical proportions.
 
I heard that the people were starving due to no-one having enough money for the take away at Etihad, and Captain Jesus fed the entire crowd with just 24 Meat Pies and a box of Fish and Chips.
That was when he went to the bar during lunch and ordered 12 waters, aye?
 
I heard that the people were starving due to no-one having enough money for the take away at Etihad, and Captain Jesus fed the entire crowd with just 24 Meat Pies and a box of Fish and Chips.
Also turned the water into Mid Strength
 
Surely he could do better than that.


He did produce an on going miracle where rational people pay $8 for plastic cup full of warm mid strength beer from that day forward.
 
He did produce an on going miracle where rational people pay $8 for plastic cup full of warm mid strength beer from that day forward.

Jesus was quite the footballer in his day. They nicknamed him "Son of Ablett".

Unfortunately, his team was stacked with 12 followers and no key defenders.
 

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If you slit the sides of a sleeveless Saints jumper you'd have a kind of a poncho. Think I might make one. I'll wear a Saints jumper underneath it in case it gets too cold.
 
Quite seriously, that Bible story specifically mentions that it was the best wine the manager of the party had ever tasted. Full strength all the way. (John chapter 2)

I mainly only read the Gospel according to Jack.
 

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Jesus was quite the footballer in his day. They nicknamed him "Son of Ablett".

Unfortunately, his team was stacked with 12 followers and no key defenders.
Tactics the media soon crucified him for.
 
Quite seriously, that Bible story specifically mentions that it was the best wine the manager of the party had ever tasted. Full strength all the way. (John chapter 2)

It all tastes like that when you think you had none, then you find some.
 
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