Random NON FOOTY thoughts not worthy of a thread: Edition II

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Seven news just ran the following story - "Will Smith eats his first meat pie".

What a time to be alive.
The project just mentioned the (very slight) possibility that Damian Drum could stand for leader of the federal national party, and if he wins he would become deputy PM. Now that would be completely ******.

The Will Smith eating a pie story is coming up soon. After one of the next 17 ad breaks.
 
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How is Abbott a loser?
Got booted out of the job he’d coveted his whole life for being shit at it. Didn’t even last as long as either of the predecessors he pilloried for being unstable backstabbers. Will forever be remembered as a dud who achieved nothing. "Knowing about winning" involves knowing what to do when you get there.
 

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The project just mentioned the (very slight) possibility that Damian Drum could stand for leader of the federal national party, and if he wins he would become deputy PM. Now that would be completely ******.

The Will Smith eating a pie story is coming up soon. After one of the next 17 ad breaks.
Represents the Greater Katamatite area.

Have seen him.
 
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nn junior landed himself an apprenticeship today! I honestly thought we're more chance of landing on the moon than that happening.

The little ( big actually) ****** has done my head in for years. Got the Christian school he occasionally visited kicked out of inter school soccer after he started an all in brawl. 2017 Nov I has an interesting visit to said Christian College to discuss his future. The picture they tried to paint wasn't great. Said he is a smart arse...... I was shocked !

Is now an apprentice carpenter like Jesus...... I'll remind those ******s.
Also is currently sporting a mullet that would do Joe Dirt proud- where did I go wrong?
 

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Barnaby, Bronwyn, Abetz and Dasytari should see out their days together in a free love commune out in the country somewhere.
**** that. I don't want those campaigners within 100 miles of me. Bad enough that Barnaby is in the electorate next door. FFS don't bring him any closer!!!
 
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