Random thoughts not worthy of a thread (Part I)

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After reading so many references to Tender Touch on this board from esteemed fellows like Zondor and naturally north, curiousity got the better of me tonight and I decided I needed to find out if this place is real or mythical. I was happy to learn from Google, that the legendary Tender Touch does, in fact, exist in west melbourne. What really surprised me is that people go online to share their experiences of such places.

Having read aforementioned reviews, I can advise anyone interested in attending Tender Touch that it has, reportedly, undergone somewhat of an asian transition, many people recommend the services of Yuki, prices remain at $105 per 30 min f/s and the pillow cases are now clean.
I have a few questions for anyone qualified to answer:.?
1. Would people be more inclined or less inclined to avail themselves of Yuki's services now that she has been so frequently recommended? No in football parlance I'd suggest Yuki has had bags kicked on her over the duration of her long career.
2. What unit of measurement is f/s? = Father/Son. I know the mother/daughter is the Sportsman's double unsure what the correct term is for FS.
3. If the pillow cases are now clean, what were they before and what impact would this have on patron experience? Before you wouldn't want to get into a pillow fight with your mouth open.


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Had my 21st last night. Had a wonderful time, and once the speeches were done with, mum and dad pointed to the projector screen and suddenly a video message from Sammy Wright wishing me a happy birthday and thanking me for my support of him since he's been drafted came up. Massive thanks to Sammy and North Melbourne for making my night, no doubt Rob and Heath had something to do with it.

Just shows why we follow the best club in the land.
 
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Had my 21st last night. Had a wonderful time, and once the speeches were done with, mum and dad pointed to the projector screen and suddenly a video message from Sammy Wright wishing me a happy birthday and thanking me for my support of him since he's been drafted came up. Massive thanks to Sammy and North Melbourne for making my night, no doubt Rob and Heath had something to do with it.

Just shows why we follow the best club in the land.
Happy birthday Spitz. No accompanying vid from * thanking you for the sympathy and continued exposure?
 

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If Masten singles out a young girl and publicly shames her, I'll boo him.
Goodes pointed to where a racial slur came from the crowd.

He heard a voice from the crowd say something derogitory and pointed at it.

It is not like he went to a random person in the crowd got them to stand up for no reason and put a sign around their neck that read "I say racist shit"

Shames her? Shames the ignorace that abides the situation.
 

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If Masten made it a regular thing that he bit other players, just as Goodes has with sliding in with the knees and everything else, I'm sure they would. Ballantyne cops it because he's done what he's done regularly too.
Because attacking the ball leg first is as bad as biting an opponent and because that's the reason Goodes is booed. Turn it up.
 
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