Random Random Thoughts Rebooted

[The King!]

Any takers?

Ticky009 Kath Turner Carolyn MK38







bedford

Like a rat up a drainpipe

 

[MK38]

Nyce.
Hint1: before date, find out if they're allergic to anything before buying ingredients. Unless you have a thing for hives or anaphylactic shock....one can never tell. Lucky for you I am not

Did you use lemon to clean lobster smell from your hands? No? Massive faux pas

Hint2: an amazing roast with the right sides AND good gravy can be just as impressive. You can ask for help in keeping an eye on the gravy while you're busy with the sides. Thereby making the dinner a couple thing.

This also stops your date from guzzling all the wine and spewing in your front garden before desert and falling asleep in the rose bushes.

Helpful hints 101.

All helpful hints.

I would also suggest don't make any crass comments. Definitely don't joke about spiking drinks. Be respectful. Women dig being respected.

 

[miggs]

What? So calling them "woman" isnt endearing myself to them? Geez this dating caper is tough

 

[miggs]

Definitely don't joke about spiking drinks. .

Ohh haha dont be silly. Im not THAT clueless.

I wont be telling them at all about the rohypnol

 

[MK38]

Ohh haha dont be silly. Im not THAT clueless.

I wont be telling them at all about the rohypnol

Really? You seem pretty clueless to me

 

[McEvoy]

What? So calling them "woman" isnt endearing myself to them? Geez this dating caper is tough

At least you wouldn't forget anyone's name

#lookingforapositive

 

[MK38]

I love you more everyday Ticky009 i think i might just start calling you MrsMiggs009

What the? Just the other day you were talking about us having little baby miggs (shudder).

 

[McEvoy]

Oh dear, I can feel an argument coming on...

I'm outta here!

 

[Turnsole]

Poor Miggs. I hear your pain. Dating is hard

 

[The King!]

Miggs

 

[bedford]

Pork roast with crackling then if bedders is coming.
Otherwise I'd have to see if I can score another 3kg leg of lamb off my cousin, he feeds them on saltbush. Best lamb I've ever tasted.

Good from you, my crackling is the best

 

[bedford]

Also as a counter to the sandgroper sleaze, we have a mature east coast legend on board.

 

[miggs]

Hahahha you old dog swooping while im gone

 

[bedford]

Hahahha you old dog swooping while im gone

The trouble is that what ever happens champ, is that your always 3 hours behind.

 

[miggs]

The trouble is that what ever happens champ, is that your always 3 hours behind.

No need to get nasty

 

[bedford]

No need to get nasty

fact

 

[miggs]

fact

Can you tell me the secret to perfect crackling

 

[bedford]

Can you tell me the secret to perfect crackling

After i train all our lovely ladies on here.

 

[miggs]

How am i meant to compete with this casanova

 

[MK38]

How did the date go last night boys?

 

[bedford]

How did the date go last night boys?

I wasn't turning up, too sleazy for me.

 

[miggs]

Story of my life

Table for 1

 

[bedford]

Story of my life

Table for 1

You get what you deserve when you try and play the field champ

 

[miggs]

You get what you deserve when you try and play the field champ

If i want life advice i know who to ask and its not you champ

 

[miggs]

vonn advice is the only advice i listen to