Random Random Thoughts Rebooted

[The King!]

What about a beheading, 1 at a time.

you an expert in beheading now

 

[RW]

What about a beheading, 1 at a time.

Sorry we don't do beheadings in this country, we don't want types like you here

 

[The King!]

Sorry we don't do beheadings in this country, we don't want types like you here

Victorians?

Sound like a cricket selector

 

[bedford]

Sorry we don't do beheadings in this country, we don't want types like you here

They are not part of this country

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Facepalm.

 

[sataris]

Girlfriend/wife has coerced me into getting highlights.

Been in a salon chair for over an hour and my arse is sore.

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[McEvoy]

Girlfriend/wife has coerced me into getting highlights.

Been in a salon chair for over an hour and my arse is sore.

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You getting your bum hairs bleached?

 

[sataris]

You getting your bum hairs bleached?

Nah, i promised miggs

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[LukeParkerno1]

Used to get my hair streaked/bleached, became a bit of a pain though.

 

[Klim]

Used to get my hair streaked/bleached, became a bit of a pain though.

Messi is that you?

 

[LukeParkerno1]

Messi is that you?

I wish lol! I can't play soccer!

 

[The King!]

Girlfriend/wife has coerced me into getting highlights.

Been in a salon chair for over an hour and my arse is sore.

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Arse is sore

What are you bleaching

 

[miggs]

DIY anal bleaching never ends well

 

[sataris]

DIY anal bleaching never ends well

Nah, I have small peasant children for doing the odd jobs.

 

[miggs]

Nah, I have small peasant children for doing the odd jobs.

 

[RW]

Thread needs more miggs dating stories. Get back into the game FFS!

 

[miggs]

Thread needs more miggs dating stories. Get back into the game FFS!

Mrs Miggs is keeping up her end of the bargain so i kinda have to keep her around

 

[The King!]

Mrs Miggs is keeping up her end of the bargain so i kinda have to keep her around

How are her blisters?

 

[miggs]

How are her blisters?

more like calluses, ribbed for my pleasure

 

[sataris]

more like calluses, ribbed for my pleasure

There are so many things I can say to this.

SO MANY.

 

[McEvoy]

Mrs Miggs is keeping up her end of the bargain so i kinda have to keep her around

You may not wish to show mrs miggs the tattoo you revealed to the rest of us today

 

[miggs]

You may not wish to show mrs miggs the tattoo you revealed to the rest of us today

Im not ashamed of us Maxi. More the merrier

 

[sataris]

You may not wish to show mrs miggs the tattoo you revealed to the rest of us today

Im not ashamed of us Maxi. More the merrier

Max is a boy's name, she'd probably thinks you've turned.

 

[miggs]

Max is a boy's name, she'd probably thinks you've turned.

Well what do we call the thing me and you had? Pretty sure theres no coming back from that. The turn happened years ago babe

 

[sataris]

Well what do we call the thing me and you had? Pretty sure theres no coming back from that. The turn happened years ago babe

I didn't say I didn't enjoy it.

Also

You were always like that, no turning required.