Random thoughts...

[Elton Johns Wig]

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She started it

 

[VainGlorious]

She started it

I thought it was easier just to jump through a window rather than give my opinion on the topic.

 

[I Dont Care]

 

[CazC30]

She started it

No.... cadsky started it.

 

[Cadsky]

I thought it was easier just to jump through a window rather than give my opinion on the topic.

Always the best option

 

[Cadsky]

No.... cadsky started it.

Umm no I didn't.

 

[Far Kern]

I think frogs might do the largest shits relative to body size of any creature. In order to squeeze something like that out it just has to be mouth > arse. Nothing in between.

 

[I Dont Care]

I think frogs might do the largest shits relative to body size of any creature. In order to squeeze something like that out it just has to be mouth > arse. Nothing in between.

You sure it wasn't just metamorphosing? Frogs tend to do that

 

[Far Kern]

You sure it wasn't just metamorphosing? Frogs tend to do that

I just cleaned my spa. Despite having been covered it had water in it, five frogs, and a thousand gigantic turds.

 

[I Dont Care]

I just cleaned my spa. Despite having been covered it had water in it, five frogs, and a thousand gigantic turds.

You...counted them?

 

[Far Kern]

You...counted them?

May well have been 900.

 

[VainGlorious]

I think frogs might do the largest shits relative to body size of any creature. In order to squeeze something like that out it just has to be mouth > arse. Nothing in between.

I love frogs.

 

[I Dont Care]

I love frogs.

What about toads? We have some lovely toads up here

 

[VainGlorious]

What about toads? We have some lovely toads up here

Cane toads are a nuisance but I’m sure they play a part in the ecosystem.

Wasps and blackberry bushes can get ****ed though.

 

[VainGlorious]

Breakfast for dinner.

A good idea or should I unfold my straight jacket?

 

[I Dont Care]

Cane toads are a nuisance but I’m sure they play a part in the ecosystem.

Yes, the destruction part

 

[I Dont Care]

Breakfast for dinner.

A good idea or should I unfold my straight jacket?

You have your own? They never let me keep mine

 

[VainGlorious]

Yes, the destruction part

It’s better than us doing it for them, makes them feel important, included.

 

[VainGlorious]

You have your own? They never let me keep mine

You are assuming they let me out on leave.

You assumptions are incorrect.

 

[I Dont Care]

You are assuming they let me out on leave.

You assumptions are incorrect.

And you are assuming you are out

 

[VainGlorious]

And you are assuming you are out

As soon as I think I’m out, they pull me back in.

With batons and sedatives.

 

[I Dont Care]

As soon as I think I’m out, they pull me back in.

With batons and sedatives.

I could do with a nice sedative. And a baton if you have one to spare

 

[VainGlorious]

I could do with a nice sedative. And a baton if you have one to spare

I always have spares.

So does Nurse Ratched.

 

[I Dont Care]

I always have spares.

So does Nurse Ratched.

Nurse Ratchit? Nice name

 

[I Dont Care]

Oh...I haven't seen that movie since I was a kid