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Quite the opposite. Why, I’m about to make you laugh now.So you're an habitual misery every day.
I don’t wear trousers, I’m homeless.Don't take your trousers off.... Again!
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I don’t wear trousers, I’m homeless.
Really... ? So you're not a super cool rich guy... ?I don’t wear trousers, I’m homeless.
I’m Rambo.That's no excuse, plenty of clotheslines to shop from. Unless you are also townless
Sssssssh, don’t tell everyone that I’m Batman.
Don’t waste your prayers, I was damned many moons ago.Maybe clueless.... A Carlton fan... We'll pray for him.
Then I will have no disguise to mask the fact that I’m Green LanternWell, I would like my Black knickers back soon!
Let’s not get ahead of ourselves Caz, we are talking about Carlton here.And a Premiership?
Oi, 2021 is going to be our year.Maybe clueless.... A Carlton fan... We'll pray for him.
I’ve never been more attracted to you.Oi, 2021 is going to be our year.
Keen to see how they go with a new coach. Even though Fyfe takes baths every 45-60 minutes with a hose attaching the bath water directly to his mouth so as not to waste a drop he is a great footballer and I love watching him play footy.I hear the same from Fremantle fans.
He's half their side. If he was an accurate kick he'd be 3/4 of it.Keen to see how they go with a new coach. Even though Fyfe takes baths every 45-60 minutes with a hose attaching the bath water directly to his mouth so as not to waste a drop he is a great footballer and I love watching him play footy.
No idea, who?Did we mention the living legend who turned/turns 76 yesterday/today depending on what side of the world you're on?
Correction. The dirt folk at Costco accidentally on purpose put the U.S prices on the Australian site.Anyone here a fan of Gordon's Gin? 1.7 litre bottle for roughly $25 at Costco. I haven't drank gin for 20 odd years. If prices like this continue I may have to revisit it.
Correction. The dirt folk at Costco accidentally on purpose put the U.S prices on the Australian site.
Oh well...