Rate the AFL clubs (2019-) from least to most ethical

[HardcoreGeelongFan]

After Essendon who disregarded the health of 40ish players. Hawthorn make their bread and butter from destroying thousands of families, creating violence against women and exploiting addiction. Causing children to growup without their parents in the same house. All because the poor father lost the family savings to Hawthorn.

I'm of course talking about their gambling revenue and the extent of it. All those lives destroyed in a ruthless pursuit to buy a rubbish dump. This has been a cornerstone of Hawthorn for as long as one can remember, and appears to be their direction in the long term. My list would be somewhere as follows

1. Essendon
2. Hawthorn
3. Carlton
4. Adelaide Crows
5. Sydney Swans
6. GWS
9. Richmond
15. Collingwood
16. Demons
17. North
18. Geelong

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

Pretty surprised we did not make the list just based on 92/94 to be honest.

Also Carlton are about 9 spots too low.

 

[HardcoreGeelongFan]

Pretty surprised we did not make the list just based on 92/94 to be honest.

Also Carlton are about 9 spots too low.

Title now edited to better suit my ladder

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

Title now edited to better suit my ladder

I stand by my decision on Carlton.

 

[Mofra]

Mick Turner and Gaz Senior make Geelong a top four lock.

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

Mick Turner and Gaz Senior make Geelong a top four lock.

ppffttt Geelong would have recruited Osama Bin Laden if they were allowed, but only to spite Richmond for the attention Bachar Houli is generating.

 

[zackah]

Top of the table bitches

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

Top of the table bitches

Just be thankful the OP seemingly holds no hard feelings towards us mate. WTF did you do to him that is worse?

 

[zackah]

Just be thankful the OP seemingly holds no hard feelings towards us mate. WTF did you do to him that is worse?

Just your standard pwning really. lil' bitch obviously has sore anoos.

 

[Pistol Night]

ppffttt Geelong would have recruited Osama Bin Laden if they were allowed, but only to spite Richmond for the attention Bachar Houli is generating.

Osama would have gone alright as a KPP actually as he was 195cm. Although hes probably one player that could play the mental health card and get no arguments. Interstate game travel could pose concerns..

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

Osama would have gone alright as a KPP actually as he was 195cm. Although hes probably one player that could play the mental health card and get no arguments. Interstate game travel could pose concerns..

Also dragging a kidney dialysis machine around at CHF could prove a problem, though his strike rate is pretty up there. Hiding in the pocket avoiding detection is surely a definite plus.

 

[Tiger2709]

Richmond 9th, well I'll be, what a piece of classic comedy, you should be writing for Ricky Gervais' next Golden Globes award show.

 

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[HAPPY BUDDHA]

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Done to death.

I can see why you do not post in the bay very often.

Just be happy you are on top again.

 

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Yeah I don't. Keep me updated on interesting things from here.

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

Yeah I don't. Keep me updated on interesting things from here.

Sure bro. Let’s start slowly with something like season 2020? Just wave if you cannot stay afloat and remember to swim between the flags next time. 🕊

 

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Will do champ

 

[William Wonka]

After Essendon who disregarded the health of 40ish players. Hawthorn make their bread and butter from destroying thousands of families, creating violence against women and exploiting addiction. Causing children to growup without their parents in the same house. All because the poor father lost the family savings to Hawthorn.

I'm of course talking about their gambling revenue and the extent of it. All those lives destroyed in a ruthless pursuit to buy a rubbish dump. This has been a cornerstone of Hawthorn for as long as one can remember, and appears to be their direction in the long term. My list would be somewhere as follows

1. Essendon
2. Hawthorn
3. Carlton
4. Adelaide Crows
5. Sydney Swans
6. GWS
9. Richmond
15. Collingwood
16. Demons
17. North
18. Geelong

Instead of keeping their pokies profits in a grass roots not for profit club the despicable Geelong cats have SOLD their pokies licenses to the home of elitism and privilege the VRC.

This should earn them number one spot easily

 

[James Colorado]

Geelong would have to be up there, if only for encouraging the irredeemably innumerate and barely literate, as per the OP.

 

[Jazny]

1. Essendon
2. Hawthorn
3. Adelaide Crows
4. Gold Coast
5. Geelong
- Daylight -
all the other clubs
-more daylight-
North Melbourne Tasmanian Kangaroos!

 

[Pessimistic]

After Essendon who disregarded the health of 40ish players. Hawthorn make their bread and butter from destroying thousands of families, creating violence against women and exploiting addiction. Causing children to growup without their parents in the same house. All because the poor father lost the family savings to Hawthorn.

I'm of course talking about their gambling revenue and the extent of it. All those lives destroyed in a ruthless pursuit to buy a rubbish dump. This has been a cornerstone of Hawthorn for as long as one can remember, and appears to be their direction in the long term. My list would be somewhere as follows

1. Essendon
2. Hawthorn
3. Carlton
4. Adelaide Crows
5. Sydney Swans
6. GWS
9. Richmond
15. Collingwood
16. Demons
17. North
18. Geelong

pokies? Surely that’s women’s work. But go on, blame the ‘fathers’

 

[NetworkNerd]

Saw thread title and OP.
Expected a top 2 of Hawthorn and Richmond

Was disappointed.

 

[Pistol Night]

pokies? Surely that’s women’s work. But go on, blame the ‘fathers’

Whichever gender nuetral care giver blows all the money on the pokies is not the point i think

 

[Freomaniac]

Osama would have gone alright as a KPP actually as he was 195cm. Although hes probably one player that could play the mental health card and get no arguments. Interstate game travel could pose concerns..

I would agree. It would be like saying who is the least corrupt cricket nation and suprisingly it's Afghanistan