Yep Melbourne's great, It's the best......
Best Bollards, to keep you alive as you walk down the street.
Best Sleeping spots, footpaths.....
Best place to experience an aggravated burglary.
Ice is cheap.
$1,000,000 to live in the shittiest suburbs.
45 degrees in summer, 5 degrees in winter.
Eddie McGuire.
Join a gang.
Can't swim in the bay.
Trams, 2 hours to get to Bundoora.
Hipsters.
Trains, punch yourself in the head before you get on, save the bogans doing it to you.
Beggars earn more than you.
The Yarra.
Docklands, where there are more mice and rats than people.
Ahhhh.
Melbourne.
Good call Kidd Vicious......
football
mcg
melbourne comedy festival
richmond pubs
stkilda beach/Luna Park/Palais Theatre/Espy
City ally ways
awesome gardens (fitzroy gardens and heidi my favs)
musicals
fitzroy brunches
Vue de monde, meatball restaurant whose name i forgot.
lygon street restaurants
mornington peninsula (sorrento, maze parks, best spa in australia)
Readings book stores.
Cool roof top bars.
Melbourne chocolate shops.
Awesome bridge porn on inner suburb bike rides around the yarra.
Melbourne Zoo - best zoo in Australia.
Australian Open.
The Forum
Leafy inner city suburbs.
Sun doesnt set to well after 9 in the middle of summer.
oh and did I mention the mcg.
Yeah melbourne is streets ahead the best. you just have to do it right.