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SouthPoint Church of Christ in the seat of Hindmarsh.

2.5 out of 5. Nice soft bread, generally good sausage (could have been a bit more cooked (burned) on the outside, but that's just personal taste). We grossly underestimated how many people would like a sausage, and had run out by lunch time. Should have known our market better, especially since our sausages were free. Only tomato and BBQ sauces available. For the next SA state election in 2018, I'm going to suggest besides the obvious more sausages, and a wider variety of sauces, that we run a cake stall as well, for punters with a sweet tooth. Surely we can do better next time. Plenty to work on from the base we have.
 
Highgate Primary School, seat of Perth.

$2.50, onion option, 3 sauce choice (tom, mustard, bbq), proper bun 4/5

Only disappointment, no soft drink. An icy cold Coca-Cola would have finished it off nicely. However, reading that some polling booths had no sausage sizzle really puts things into perspective. There is always somebody worse off.
 
What booth did you vote at, and how was the sausage? Me, Glenunga High, good quality pork sausage, nicely cooked, onions on request, good variety of sauces, no butter on the bread though. 4/5.
No butter is certainly worth more than a 1 point deduction in my view.
 
Grabbed two for $1.50 each at my local high school and found out why they were so cheap. Really low quality meat. The bread and onion were good, but the kid put one of the sausages square ways, and not corner to corner.

Overall a 4/10. Had nothing on the Harvey Norman/Bunnings sausages that you get on the weekend.
 

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Basic selection of sauces is a positive. It's a sausage sizzle. There shouldn't be any choices other than tomato, bbq and mustard. Any other offerings are just needlessly extravagent.

There should be separate sausage stalls based on who you vote for. e.g. Lib Dems have the most choice of sausage (beef, pork, cevapcici, chicken) and sauce (tomato, BBQ, mustard, chili) , but you can't sue for the food poisoning you might get for undercooked sausages due to lack of quality control. (Stiff s**t).
Socialist Alliance would have one free sausage per person, with a choice of bread or sauce (not both) and a big waiting line and staff having numerous breaks.
 
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There should be separate sausage stalls based on who you vote for. e.g. Lib Dems have the most choice of sausage (beef, pork, cevapcici, chicken) and sauce (tomato, BBQ, mustard, chili) , but you can't sue for the food poisoning you might get for undercooked sausages due to lack of quality control. (Stiff s**t).
Socialist Alliance would have one free sausage per person, with a choice of bread or sauce (not both) and a big waiting line and staff having numerous breaks.
Liberal Party one would be staffed exclusively by workers on 457 visas.
 

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