West Coast Eagles Vs Hawthorn Hawks
Time: Sunday 1:45 AEST
Venue: MCG
Form WCE: WWWLW
Form H: LWLLL
Deciding factors: Beverages
Over the past year the Eagles' form has been intrinsically linked with beverages.
This ritualistic sacrifice has been present in all of the Eagle's triumphs.
(In this ritual, Oscar Allen is playing the role of 'Ashanda' - goddess of beauty)
(In this ritual, Lewis Jetta calls upon the moon princess to bless Priddis's curls)
(McGovern praises the mighty god of Resurrection, She-Edia)
This unusual act can be traced back to the Pagan roots of the early settlers of WA
As a keen student of football, Mitchell recognised the need for the spilling of this coloured liquid but took the unusual step of completing his ritualistic slaughter on the sacred grounds of the football field, before the game had ended.
Sam Mitchell's incredible ability to create contested possession improvement through his ritual sacrifice of sports drinks has been sorely missed through the 2019 Season.
Many people have been trialled in a similiar role but none have been effective so far.
(Wrong drink God of Thunder.....)
(Wrong drink and location, God of Cloth)
(Closer colour, but only resulted in a net benefit of 2 extra contested possessions a game)
Without the blessings of the gods Yeo was struggling with form early in the season. Thankfully the half-god prince of mischief had a plan....
(Half God Prince of Mischief Jetta, with the green tea that has ignited the fury inside of Yeo)
Yeo's Fury at the Heretical actions of the Half God has unleashed a powerful force within him....
Angry Yeo
(Angry Yeo, so Angry he kicks his own teammates in the head)
Predicted Victory: By the blessing of Ashanda, Eagles by 72 points
Time: Sunday 1:45 AEST
Venue: MCG
Form WCE: WWWLW
Form H: LWLLL
Deciding factors: Beverages
Over the past year the Eagles' form has been intrinsically linked with beverages.
This ritualistic sacrifice has been present in all of the Eagle's triumphs.
(In this ritual, Oscar Allen is playing the role of 'Ashanda' - goddess of beauty)
(In this ritual, Lewis Jetta calls upon the moon princess to bless Priddis's curls)
(McGovern praises the mighty god of Resurrection, She-Edia)
This unusual act can be traced back to the Pagan roots of the early settlers of WA
As a keen student of football, Mitchell recognised the need for the spilling of this coloured liquid but took the unusual step of completing his ritualistic slaughter on the sacred grounds of the football field, before the game had ended.
Sam Mitchell's incredible ability to create contested possession improvement through his ritual sacrifice of sports drinks has been sorely missed through the 2019 Season.
Many people have been trialled in a similiar role but none have been effective so far.
(Wrong drink God of Thunder.....)
(Wrong drink and location, God of Cloth)
(Closer colour, but only resulted in a net benefit of 2 extra contested possessions a game)
Without the blessings of the gods Yeo was struggling with form early in the season. Thankfully the half-god prince of mischief had a plan....
(Half God Prince of Mischief Jetta, with the green tea that has ignited the fury inside of Yeo)
Yeo's Fury at the Heretical actions of the Half God has unleashed a powerful force within him....
Angry Yeo
(Angry Yeo, so Angry he kicks his own teammates in the head)
Predicted Victory: By the blessing of Ashanda, Eagles by 72 points