Autopsy Rd 22 Carlton fail to get off the plane

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Mark Stevens/Mick Malthouse Interview

Mark Stevens.

Sorry to intrude on your Board, but god Mark Stevens is a *en idiot. I quite like Mick's responses.

 

[Dramoth]

Anyone see my arrogant swagger around anywhere?

It's probably in the back of the closet... thats where mine is currently being stored.

 

[thylacine60]

Looking forward to you coming back out, D-Man.

 

[Mezzoculo]

you obviously weren't at the game

No, but through the marvels of a new fandangled device called Tel-E-Vision I was able to watch it from MY OWN COUCH
It was painful to experience.

 

[Dramoth]

Correct, I got about 10 intervention orders and was often seen catching public transport home!

At least you didnt get sprung trying to ride a moped home...

 

[Dramoth]

Looking forward to you coming back out, D-Man.

It's just the swagger thats hidden in the back of the closet... I've never been in there

 

[Jabba73]

It's just the swagger thats hidden in the back of the closet... I've never been in there

Not that there is anything wrong with that ....

 

[Blues177]

I saw a tweet where Lloyd asked who our are young players like Boak? Boak? He's older than Gibbs, Kreuz, Lachie, Yazz and all of our kids. He's played 150 games. Seriously.

..this question coming from the same bloke who last year said that we should trade Yarran for the recently retired Gumbleton.

 

[Robbo's my hero]

I've just come back from a long walk. I turned over rocks looking for unhappy Carlton supporters. They'd all gone. And guess where I found them.

If all you care about is winning then you're missing the point.

Go Blues. Next time you're Captain goes down I suggest you bang a few heads in protest.

 

[King of Ruin]

I've just come back from a long walk.

Happens when your memory starts slipping away and you get lost.

 

[Robbo's my hero]

Happens when your memory starts slipping away and you get lost.

That's why I've got GPS, so they can find me

 

[King of Ruin]

Did they get you a collar and leash too?

 

[Robbo's my hero]

Did they get you a collar and leash too?

Two near the door. Occasionally I get a little frisky

 

[Bell Ringer]

Science evolves. Although he was a bit late to catch the memo that the increased RBC count acquired in altitude wanes reasonably quickly.

I could have told you that after completing Physiology 101 a decade ago. How much are we paying these guys again?

 

[BM123]

I could have told you that after completing Physiology 101 a decade ago. How much are we paying these guys again?

They try to use the altitude room to maintain it though.

 

[The Flying Doormat]

No, but through the marvels of a new fandangled device called Tel-E-Vision I was able to watch it from MY OWN COUCH
It was painful to experience.

Did you have like a room full of Port supporters knocking back kegs of West End for the full experience.

 

[BIGGUS 64]

Did you have like a room full of Port supporters knocking back kegs of West End for the full experience.

Almost makes you want to live in Adelaide and barrack for Port... doesn't it?

 

[Chief]

Excuse the intrusion, but it was absolutely hilarious viewing.

Stevens' lame stuttering and fumbling approach was asking for it, and what was the question anyway? Was he just trying to get a reaction out of Mick?

Stevens is a goose and got what he deserved.

He was trying to get quotes for the story he had already decided he wanted to tell. Less experienced people will fall for that. They'll even be grateful the interviewer has some nice words ready made for them.

 

[Dramoth]

Not that there is anything wrong with that ....

There definitely isnt... my cousin Maree came out of the closet to the family... to the reaction from the family of 'So... we kinda knew that already '.

And last year her and her partner had a nice little boy and her partner is planning on having a little brother or sister for him next year

And it would be nice if that homophobic w***er that is sitting in Kirribilli would pass the same sex marriage bill.

 

[T2B_]

I just realised Rowe had as many disposals as most of our midfielders

Says it all about the siege that he and the defense was under, but also a credit to him for constantly backing himself and also taking 11 marks.

 

[JoondalupJ]

Last nights commentary was actually a joke. I know we lost by 100 but I've never heard a commentary team been so openly critical. As I said last night, it was like the Footy Classified panel were commentating. Commentate the game. Don't spend 2 hours analysing our list and saying what players aren't up to it. Especially a week after the same commentators were praising the same players.

A huge problem these days with commentating is the giant TV financial input and the sycophantic manner in which the TV (especially Fox, which has it all nearly) commentators are just about saying the things they think they should say rather than what they really think. Most of the time anyway.
None of them will really go over the top on umpire decisions although you do hear one or two get a bit flabbergasted over decisions.

Robbo and Whately they are the best, the boys on The Couch? Well they go along the company line , and Gerard Healey would love all interstate clubs to rule the world , he is one of the employed men! Jason also knows where his bread is buttered , Sheahan is OK , my choice for unbiased callers is , Whately ,Hudson, Tim Lane.
Dermott is a nutty professor and carries on his inner theories to the point of sounding like he knows what he's talking about. But I love him , like Eddie , Ed is a footy man, the couch boys are AFL employees. Even Lethal sounds like an AFL employee.

Bruce and Dennis are just show men and compete for over the top idiotic calling , bit of fun, but you do tire of it. Basil is just annoying , biased and so WA oriented he should stay away from any other games , maybe he does, I turn him off.

Generally i watch the TV with NO SOUND!!!

 

[The_Wookie]

 

[BIGGUS 64]

Love your work, Wookmeister - as always!

 

[Jabba73]

You Idjiot!

 

[The_Wookie]

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