Banter RDT 148 - Socially Isolating Since 2008

[Dazzler9]

Quinz, you've been sitting on the answer to getting rid of her all along. Surely the following would do the trick?

She'd love it though. "You could put your bishop into my rook and ride me like a knight."

 

[Mr Eagle]

Big-Quinz is born people.

Worst. Website. Evar.

And anyway, I think Bigmanzate1 sounds more mysterious...

 

[RookiePick]

I am not a smart guy, my parents were right all along.

"I may not be a smart man but I know what lust is"
FORREST QUINZ

 

[Godfather32]

So far in 2020 we've got:
- a global pandemic
- Quinny sexting a married woman
- a huge locust plague - https://www.pbs.org/newshour/world/new-larger-wave-of-locusts-threatens-millions-in-africa
- Krakatoa erupting - https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/worl...on-at-indonesian-volcano-krakatoa-report.html

Feels like we're in a bible story.

 

[avishka5]

There was a veneer of normalcy for perhaps 10 minutes.

But then, very suddenly, in the space of perhaps 3 minutes I have now gleaned that coworker
-Comprehensively shaved this morning
-Has very nice legs and feet, if you're into that sort of thing
-Likes photos of mine that I posted online maybe 7 years ago
-Something about the pillow challenge, I have no idea what that is?
-Wants me to take a sexy shower photo, if such a thing is even possible
-Isn't going to talk to me for a while because she doesn't want to give me a headache. Should have started with that one I reckon

I hadn't even had coffee yet.

Hook this content into my veins.

 

[Keys]

So somewhere in Perth a blokes missus is sending unsolicited pics of a grassless pitch to a co-worker whilst she’s working from home

I don’t think he’s paying attention

 

[avishka5]

So somewhere in Perth a blokes missus is sending unsolicited pics of a grassless pitch to a co-worker whilst she’s working from home

I don’t think he’s paying attention

Is that thanks to Quinz mowing?

I heard that guy is the best lawn mowing franchise in the state.

 

[Keys]

Is that thanks to Quinz mowing?

I heard that guy is the best lawn mowing franchise in the state.

Not so sure about that.

Heard that despite numerous requests he still hasn’t shown up to do the job

 

[Godfather32]

Not so sure about that.

Heard that despite numerous requests he still hasn’t shown up to do the job

Typical tradesman

 

[Dazzler9]

Not so sure about that.

Heard that despite numerous requests he still hasn’t shown up to do the job

The client has a contract with another franchise. He has principles, or some sht.

 

[Quinz]

Worst. Website. Evar.

And anyway, I think Bigmanzate1 sounds more mysterious...

My first child will be called Bigmanzate1.

 

[donpyke92]

The positive is that you can't be accused of mowing someone else's grass if it's a grassless pitch.
Perhaps a flat track bully though?

 

[Dazzler9]

If there's grass on the wicket, let's play cricket.

 

[Quinz]

[Edited]

 

[Dazzler9]

Love the Av

 

[Quinz]

Love the Av

I'm working hard to provide content and laughs in these trying times.

 

[Biggie]

I'm working hard to provide content and laughs in these trying times.

How about some pics for some real genuine laughs

 

[RookiePick]

I'm working hard to provide content and laughs in these trying times.

I'm sure you are.

 

[Dazzler9]

How about some pics for some real genuine laughs

 

[Quinz]

[Edited]

 

[Dazzler9]

I will send a foot pic for 10 likes. 20 if you want to see hers and not mine.

I'm in.

 

[happy_eagle]

 

[ZergMinion]

I will send a foot pic for 10 likes. 20 if you want to see hers and not mine.

Got a feeling that if you asked for her consent to post those your problems would be over

 

[Truckosaurus]

If there's grass on the wicket, let's play cricket.

Could wind up with a sticky wicket though.

 

[RookiePick]

I will send a foot pic for 10 likes. 20 if you want to see hers and not mine.

Try not to get sent to prison Quinny or you will be getting more sex than you know what to do with...