Banter RDT 150 - Kissed on the Boob

[Quinz]

Surely Simmo wouldn’t yell at fans through the fence?

Unless they were being particularly annoying.

You'd have to be quite irritating I'd imagine!

 

[Quinz]

So Trump is actually running with this whole "Obamagate" s**t, and I reckon there's enough dumb/redneck Americans to buy in.

Biden is older than JC himself but surely was safer in some way.

fu** me - when is my next US holiday gonna happen?

I'm glad I got to go there a few years ago, before the end of the Empire.

 

[Godfather32]

Apart from you axe and wood getting stolen the rest of the events were you, weren't they?

Nah, I've done some things in my time but drink driving is something I'm very careful with. Don't think I could live with myself if I killed some kid or something.
I did however get drunk and steal my neighbours sign from their front yard asking who was stealing their chickens

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

According to AFL Evolution, by 2022 Geelong will have the right to host prelims at Kardinia Park, even if they’re playing big Melbourne clubs like Collingwood.

Let’s see if they can host the granny as well.

Edit: nope, still at the MCG.

 

[avishka5]

Injured arm sounds exactly like Waters tbf

Need to stop drinking for my own good.

Probably not tonight cause it's world whiskey day and it'd be rude of me not to.

 

[RookiePick]

Need to stop drinking for my own good.

Probably not tonight cause it's world whiskey day and it'd be rude of me not to.

World Whisky day?

I picked a s**t week to climb on the wagon for a bit.

 

[avishka5]

World Whisky day?

I picked a s**t week to climb on the wagon for a bit.

 

[Quinz]

Are there any days left which aren't an official day of something?

 

[avishka5]

Tomorrow is the official day of cheating on your spouse.

 

[avishka5]

Why do footy players from the 70's look like they're in the 40's/50's and not in their 20's/30's?

 

[TY24]

Also a huge Holden fan. Bought the wife a Fiesta and it was nothing but ******* problems. Stupid dual clutch auto. There's an international class action against Ford for the Fiesta and Focus now due to those gearboxes.

All that said, I'd quite like a G6E to tinker with.

Anything with a blown barra would interest me. Ford can't do V8's but those straight 6's are naughty.

I've bought a 3.2 auto Ranger which is a driveline I've heard nothing but praise about.

 

[Truckosaurus]

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Why do footy players from the 70's look like they're in the 40's/50's and not in their 20's/30's?

Because footy players were men then, not the nancy boys they have running around now! More interested in fixing their hair than winning a contested ball, working as models part-time, gaarna frackin gribble grumble... [/everyone born in 1947]

 

[Dazzler9]

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Why do footy players from the 70's look like they're in the 40's/50's and not in their 20's/30's?

Even the footies looked old.

 

[Truckosaurus]

Footies were made tough back then, not like today's footies going in a bag for a rest after every goal, can't even bounce straight, gaarna frackin gribble grumble...

 

[avishka5]

Parting with the ISO beard was a lot harder than expected

 

[HoneyBadger35]

There’s football on. Live, honest to god, for competitive points football.

By gar, it’s been a while.

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

There’s football on. Live, honest to god, for competitive points football.

By gar, it’s been a while.

You haven’t been getting into the Belarusian league?

 

[Quinz]

There’s football on. Live, honest to god, for competitive points football.

By gar, it’s been a while.

Where?

 

[TY24]

Finally stringing together some Warzone wins with the boys and * me sideways it feels good

 

[TY24]

Where?

German Bundesliga. Think it's on Fox.

Edit: yeah beIN sports on Fox

 

[WCErevival]

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Why do footy players from the 70's look like they're in the 40's/50's and not in their 20's/30's?

Modern players have teeth

 

[TY24]

Modern players have teeth

teef*

 

[kane249]

So Trump is actually running with this whole "Obamagate" s**t, and I reckon there's enough dumb/redneck Americans to buy in.

Biden is older than JC himself but surely was safer in some way.

fu** me - when is my next US holiday gonna happen?

I think they are overdue for another civil war

 

[kane249]

So my son (21) has just had his rental application for a joint in Joondalup approved. Moving out with 2 mates

Three out, one to go. Last one might take a while

Equal parts happy, sad and proud

They still doing the clothing line?

 

[squashface]

Finally stringing together some Warzone wins with the boys and fu** me sideways it feels good

Read this as “Warzone wines” and I’m a little disappointed that I was wrong