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Banter RDT 151 - Tom Browne's Burner Thread

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Dazzler10 said:
Take a somewhat George Costanza strategy. Ask them both if they want a threesome with you and the other.

Either they both do, great.
Or one does and the other doesn't and leaves you alone, also great.
Or neither does and they both leave you alone, which it sounds like you are also okay with.
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Or A gets really jealous and chops off Quinny’s manhood.
 
I got this carving created by West Coast NZ Maori artist Tony Manuel yesterday. I think it’s so awesome I had to share. It’s a koruru (watchful guardian), which is based on the ruru (morepork owl). It’s carved in matai, one of my favourite NZ native timbers.

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Quinz said:
No it's exactly what I should be doing. Its just not what I want to do [emoji38] what I want to do is have fun with A and B without either of them or other interested parties finding out. But we all want impossible things.

I don't want anything serious with her right now so I might as well tell her, before it gets any further. I'm not a bad guy deep down.

Who knows, maybe she still wants to sext and have fun. Maybe she gets mad and badmouths me to people at work. Maybe she's fine with it and moves on. Gotta give her the chance to do something [emoji2369]
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It's always amusing when the brain is rationalising the penis' insatiable desire to close to striking distance.

Good luck Quinny. With this one already sending noods I doubt you'll get away with a platonic nipple licking.
 
MrKK said:
B sounds less batshit crazy than A and also doesn't have a partner for you to worry about. There's potential there, and if nothing else you got some nice noodz out of it.
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A Quinz in the harbour is safe...
 

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Luuuc said:
Is it after work yet?

As we await this evening's important news the air is thick with tension for many fans of the Eagles. How will the positions of each side be received? Will one be rubbed out after compelling video evidence is reviewed?
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We're still talking about Quinz, yeah?
 

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Godfather32 said:
Who cares, I'm more interested in whether Quinny is getting a blowjob or slapped (or both) right now.
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I thought he was getting rubbed out?
 
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