Banter RDT 151 - Tom Browne's Burner Thread

[Quinz]

 

[TY24]

I think based on that alone we can class Shaun Marsh as the best batsman of his generation and it was a privilege to watch him play in the test side.

 

[HoneyBadger35]

So Tom Browne has a burner account on Twitter it would appear.

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[Quinz]

So Tom Browne has a burned account on Twitter it would appear.

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I was just looking at that hahaha

 

[Ishmael_]

It's amazing how those ducks change your perception of Marsh. That and timing. I wonder if we would have persisted with Ponting if he started at 28 like Marsh and not 21 when he did.

 

[avishka5]

So Tom Browne has a burner account on Twitter it would appear.

Jimmy Jones (@daveyjackett) | Twitter

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I'm still trying to find Quinny's burner account.

 

[Quinz]

I'm still trying to find Quinny's burner account.

I used to post on Twitter under a fake name and profile to stir up trouble. Now I just read and don't post because Twitter is full of oddballs.

 

[Truckosaurus]

It's amazing how those ducks change your perception of Marsh. That and timing. I wonder if we would have persisted with Ponting if he started at 28 like Marsh and not 21 when he did.

Or if Ponting had done his hamstring whenever he hit a run of good form.

 

[MKMatty]

Hey Truckosaurus can I buy you a drink?

 

[Truckosaurus]

 

[Quinz]

Trucko remember you said you only get hit on by 70 year old men?

I hope this new reality is how you expected it to be.

 

[avishka5]

Hey Truckosaurus can I buy you a drink?

It's late but it's here.

 

[Truckosaurus]

Trucko remember you said you only get hit on by 70 year old men?

I hope this new reality is how you expected it to be.

Nah, now I just assume this forum is full of 70 year old men. So which one of you was the one who stepped out of the retirement village when I was on my way to bus stop to tell me I had a great body and ask for a hug?

 

[Truckosaurus]

Honestly though, if you're aged 28-32, 6 foot tall and absolutely desperate do give me call.

 

[Quinz]

Nah, now I just assume this forum is full of 70 year old men. So which one of you was the one who stepped out of the retirement village when I was on my way to bus stop to tell me I had a great body and ask for a hug?

Were they wearing an outdated eagles polo?

 

[kane249]

Trucko remember you said you only get hit on by 70 year old men?

I hope this new reality is how you expected it to be.

It's the darkest timeline

 

[Quinz]

[Edited]

 

[Truckosaurus]

Were they wearing an outdated eagles polo?

Possibly, I was really focussed on which house was my best bet for getting help or if I should just try and get past him and to the Maccas on the corner so I didn't really notice what he was wearing.

 

[Truckosaurus]

fu**en 6 foot tall gets me every time. Need bigger lifts.

I'll go as low as 5'10" for a former Bonds model.

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

Honestly though, if you're aged 28-32, 6 foot tall and absolutely desperate do give me call.

Us geriatrics never get a look in

 

[Quinz]

[Edited]

 

[TY24]

So Tom Browne has a burner account on Twitter it would appear.

Jimmy Jones (@daveyjackett) | Twitter

The latest Tweets from Jimmy Jones (@daveyjackett). My name Jim

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Nah, maybe Tom just has one of those superfans.

Gutter journalists have those, right?

 

[RookiePick]

Honestly though, if you're aged 28-32, 6 foot tall and absolutely desperate do give me call.

5 year age range but they have to be exactly 6 feet tall?

Women continue to baffle me.

 

[Truckosaurus]

6'3" think we're in with a shot here lads.

In that case, I'll take a lemon lime and bitters.

 

[Truckosaurus]

5 year age range but they have to be exactly 6 feet tall?

Women continue to baffle me.

Too tall and it gets awkward. I have a friend who's 6'5" (don't worry, he's gay) and the "haven't see you in ages" hug is basically around his hips.