Banter RDT 152 - Name for Sale

[MrKK]

♫ Do you see what I see?
Do you see what I see? ♫

For me it's "For Your Eyes Only" from the old Sports Sunday program.

 

[larrikin]

It brings me great joy to point out this thread is over 1000 posts. Sake mods!

Meh. Deal.

 

[DanWCE]

There is an absolute psychopath at my office who keeps hanging the toilet paper backwards on the holder.

When you couple this with the person who leaves the microwave on 1 second, one must really ask some hard hitting questions about where we found these people!

 

[Mr Eagle]

There is an absolute psychopath at my office who keeps hanging the toilet paper backwards on the holder.

When you couple this with the person who leaves the microwave on 1 second, one must really ask some hard hitting questions about where we found these people!

Same place they found you? Hmmm....

 

[xenxen]

There is an absolute psychopath at my office who keeps hanging the toilet paper backwards on the holder.

When you couple this with the person who leaves the microwave on 1 second, one must really ask some hard hitting questions about where we found these people!

Send them to Quinny’s office.

 

[Dazzler9]

Hanging the toilet paper backwards is incomprehensible to me. But it's so common.

 

[DanWCE]

Same place they found you? Hmmm....

I came highly recommended and was headhunted for my position. The rest of these folks applied to fill a vacancy. They cannot be trusted. At first I thought it was an outlier, as if someone hung the TP in the fastest possible way, without a care in the world. But I'm tipping that doesn't happen a few times in a row.

There is now a clear body of time to assess the frequency of this. Once is too much but someone out there is doing this on purpose, on repeat. Disgusting.

 

[HoneyBadger35]

If you don't want to know the score, look away now

Riiiiiiight on the tip of my tongue.

 

[HoneyBadger35]

I see it only took 1 (one) game of Premier League football for Aston Villa to get back to outright cheating and being blatant hypocrites.

Relegate the campaigners.

 

[Quinz]

Meh. Deal.

What happened?

Is the rollover function too much to ask. How many mods post on this thread ffs.

 

[larrikin]

What happened?

Is the rollover function too much to ask. How many mods post on this thread ffs.

Too many apparently.

 

[Chris_6678]

There is an absolute psychopath at my office who keeps hanging the toilet paper backwards on the holder.

When you couple this with the person who leaves the microwave on 1 second, one must really ask some hard hitting questions about where we found these people!

There is a person in my office who does too and it irritates so much some unknown reason! Its not left on one second but left on 5 seconds everytime!

 

[kane249]

There is an absolute psychopath at my office who keeps hanging the toilet paper backwards on the holder.

When you couple this with the person who leaves the microwave on 1 second, one must really ask some hard hitting questions about where we found these people!

Sounds like you need to install some hidden cameras in the toilets to catch the cuplrit, i'm sure HR would understand given the circumstances

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

There is an absolute psychopath at my office who keeps hanging the toilet paper backwards on the holder.

When you couple this with the person who leaves the microwave on 1 second, one must really ask some hard hitting questions about where we found these people!

Any chance it’s the same person?

 

[Doashuey]

There is an absolute psychopath at my office who keeps hanging the toilet paper backwards on the holder.

When you couple this with the person who leaves the microwave on 1 second, one must really ask some hard hitting questions about where we found these people!

Which way is correct?

So much angst over s**t tickets this year, first hoarding, now orientation.

 

[DanWCE]

Any chance it’s the same person?

Not unless one of the women has started using the men's john.

Which way is correct?

So much angst over sh*t tickets this year, first hoarding, now orientation.

Roll over the top, not dropping down the back against the wall.

 

[Luuuc]

Which way is correct?

This is blatant trolling

 

[kane249]

There's a whole wiki page dedicated to it

Toilet paper orientation - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Dazzler9]

I propose a vertical roll holder. No more arguments.

 

[TY24]

I propose a vertical roll holder. No more arguments.

But then which way should the roll face? Right or left?

 

[Ochre]

Just get rid of it and have a shower after every s**t. Couldn't be simpler

 

[TY24]

Just get rid of it and have a shower after every sh*t. Couldn't be simpler

Do a JK Rowling and 'just use magic to clean the mess up'

 

[DanWCE]

I propose a vertical roll holder. No more arguments.

But then which way should the roll face? Right or left?

The bigger problem would be the TP would fall back against the wall. TP should be hung forward rolling so you can grab the end and year it easily. Neither would be as simple when vertical. And L vs R orientation would become a hot topic depending which wall the holder is on (left or right).

 

[kane249]

The 3 seashells can't come quickly enough

 

[Ochre]

Do a JK Rowling and 'just use magic to clean the mess up'

Do a JK Rowling and claim years later that the toilet paper was hung a specific way despite their never being any suggestion of it at the time.