Banter RDT 157 - Not allowed

[Agent93]

But yeah, I wouldn't mind Pfizer instead. Or maybe Novovax when it gets approved.

Got Pfizer jab number 1 today, still haven't developed superpowers.

 

[Dazzler9]

Got Pfizer jab number 1 today, still haven't developed superpowers.

Are you in Phase 1A ?

 

[Agent93]

Are you in Phase 1A ?

1B.

 

[Agent93]

1 in a million chance of dying, 1 in 1/4 million chance of clotting.

Chances of contracting and dying of Covid19?

Global death rate is 3%. Chance of contracting is pretty high if you're in Brazil, pretty low in New Zealand.

 

[THE A5]

Got Pfizer jab number 1 today, still haven't developed superpowers.

Are you feeling munted yet or have they given you a dud?

 

[Agent93]

Are you feeling munted yet or have they given you a dud?

I mean, my arm ****ing hurts. But I am as yet unable to control telecommunications networks with my mind.

 

[DanWCE]

I mean, my arm ******* hurts. But I am as yet unable to control telecommunications networks with my mind.

Most likely because the vaccine will allow the telecommunications networks to control your mind and not the other way around.

 

[Barrybran]

I mean, my arm ******* hurts. But I am as yet unable to control telecommunications networks with my mind.

Have you tried doing this with your undies on the outside?

 

[ep2018]

But yeah, I wouldn't mind Pfizer instead. Or maybe Novovax when it gets approved.

Johnson & Johnson, one and done. No need for booster shots. Not sure when Australia will get it tho.

 

[Cuzz09]

Johnson & Johnson, one and done. No need for booster shots. Not sure when Australia will get it tho.

i heard J&J were dodgy

 

[Bender_]

i heard J&J were dodgy

That's just what Telstra wants you to think so you go for the AstraZeneca, that coincidentally comes with a free 5G compatible mobile phone of your choice.

 

[Truckosaurus]

I don't trust Johnson & Johnson, but it could be residual trauma from Johnson & Friends.

 

[Bender_]

I don't trust Johnson & Johnson, but it could be residual trauma from Johnson & Friends.

Speaking of fascist elephants, did I hear right that cancel culture got Babar?

 

[Cuzz09]

Im not getting the Astroboy vaccine. Stuff it. I'll wait 2 years til theres more info

 

[ep2018]

I don't trust Johnson & Johnson, but it could be residual trauma from Johnson & Friends.

The talking vacuum(?) gave me nightmares as a kid. Perhaps I'm taking about a different show.

 

[Ochre]

Speaking of fascist elephants, did I hear right that cancel culture got Babar?

Been cancelled for years.

 

[Truckosaurus]

Speaking of fascist elephants, did I hear right that cancel culture got Babar?

Hadn't heard anything and all that a quick Google of 'Babar' came up with was a single library removing a single book. The whole idea of 'cancel culture' is a bit hypocritical coming from the Right who long campaigned for the removal of certain books from school libraries, would burn 'Satanic' music and thought Dungeons and Dragons caused all sorts of evils. People have been trying to get rid of things that don't accord with their values since things were invented (roughly 455 BC), all that's new is the Left joining the ban party when they used to be against censorship of any kind. So the Right has decided they're suddenly very in favour of protecting things from censorship. The world is a stupid place.

 

[Truckosaurus]

The talking vacuum(?) gave me nightmares as a kid. Perhaps I'm taking about a different show.

Thinking of the hot water bottle?

 

[HoneyBadger35]

I don’t wanna sound like an anti vaxer but yeah I don’t think I wasnt the astrazenaca jab
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79 in 20,000,000 is 0.000395%

Is that higher than the rate of clotting in the population?

 

[Ochre]

Hadn't heard anything and all that a quick Google of 'Babar' came up with was a single library removing a single book. The whole idea of 'cancel culture' is a bit hypocritical coming from the Right who long campaigned for the removal of certain books from school libraries, would burn 'Satanic' music and thought Dungeons and Dragons caused all sorts of evils. People have been trying to get rid of things that don't accord with their values since things were invented (roughly 455 BC), all that's new is the Left joining the ban party when they used to be against censorship of any kind. So the Right has decided they're suddenly very in favour of protecting things from censorship. The world is a stupid place.

Nah cancel culture is all the left being sensitive

But also Lil Nas X should be fired into the sun for his latest video.

 

[Keys]

79 in 20,000,000 is 0.000395%

Is that higher than the rate of clotting in the population?

Higher than the chance of finding an intelligent opinion from a Victorian football journo

 

[THE A5]

Nah cancel culture is all the left being sensitive

But also Lil Nas X should be fired into the sun for his latest video.

The right wouldn't give two shits about his music video if he was white and female.

 

[Dazzler9]

Hadn't heard anything and all that a quick Google of 'Babar' came up with was a single library removing a single book. The whole idea of 'cancel culture' is a bit hypocritical coming from the Right who long campaigned for the removal of certain books from school libraries, would burn 'Satanic' music and thought Dungeons and Dragons caused all sorts of evils. People have been trying to get rid of things that don't accord with their values since things were invented (roughly 455 BC), all that's new is the Left joining the ban party when they used to be against censorship of any kind. So the Right has decided they're suddenly very in favour of protecting things from censorship. The world is a stupid place.

Wait, what? That's a very specific date for when things started getting invented. I feel like this is a reference that I don't know about.

 

[DanWCE]

Wait, what? That's a very specific date for when things started getting invented. I feel like this is a reference that I don't know about.

That's the date they invented the date for inventing stuff

 

[Breva_]

Pearl Jam's greatest song?

I'm gonna say Black.

late to respond, but this is the goat pearl jam song.

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