Banter RDT 164 - Sway, Duck, Whack

[ep2018]

What sh!ts me is teenagers rocking up without costumes and expecting lollies. Grow up, losers!! And get a haircut.

Our street and a couple of streets close to us tried the 'tie a balloon to your letter box if you want to participate" thing a few years ago. Didn't stop people knocking, and because it was verge collection around the same time our verge pile was thrown all over the road by misbehaving kids, and half a computer chair was thrown on top of our garden shed. Only lasted one year. I wonder why?

 

[DanWCE]

Big Cricket Thread

So that we don't clog up the Wiggles thread with cricket talk, and to preserve Badge's sanity. Anyway, Warner shouldn't be in the team.

www.bigfooty.com

How on Earth would I annoy Badge by posting cricket chat in there?

 

[DanWCE]

Oh also while we’re doing personal details, got engaged yesterday lol.

Congratulations!!

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

How on Earth would I annoy Badge by posting cricket chat in there?

Tag him in your post?

 

[DanWCE]

Tag him in your post?

That does seem the going method

 

[Truckosaurus]

As Badge did not think to make my get out of ban free card non-transferable, I'm offering it to the highest bidder.

 

[Dazzler9]

Oh also while we’re doing personal details, got engaged yesterday lol.

Congratulations to you and the future Mrs Badger.

I like how you felt the urge to add a nervous 'lol' onto the end of your announcement there. No second thoughts at all, I'm sure.

 

[Mr Eagle]

Oh also while we’re doing personal details, got engaged yesterday lol.

So will you be hyphenating?

Honey-Badger?

 

[Dazzler9]

As Badge did not think to make my get out of ban free card non-transferable, I'm offering it to the highest bidder.

I offer you the entirety of my 'reaction score', which is currently 17,711. I'm sure the mods know how to transfer it to you, so I will allow them to take care of that detail should you accept.

 

[Bender_]

Today I found a video of how to poach am egg perfectly in a pyrex jug in the microwave. My life has changed.

 

[Truckosaurus]

I once googled "how to separate eggs without an egg separator".
The answer?
"Step 1. Buy an egg separator"

 

[Dazzler9]

I once googled "how to separate eggs without an egg separator".
The answer?
"Step 1. Buy an egg separator"

Just put them in different containers?

 

[Truckosaurus]

Just put them in different containers?

You think I have enough containers for that? I don't even have an egg separator.

 

[THE A5]

Congrats HoneyBadger35 but I must say Ochre might be a little bit devastated by this news

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

I once googled "how to separate eggs without an egg separator".
The answer?
"Step 1. Buy an egg separator"

Reminds me of using the Transperth journey planner.

“Step 1: Walk 7100 metres”

 

[KERRPOW]

What sh!ts me is teenagers rocking up without costumes and expecting lollies. Grow up, losers!! And get a haircut.

I ******* hate halloween.

Get this yank s**t outta ERE.

 

[Schtinker]

When the kids go "Trick or Treat" say trick and close the door. Leaves them standing there scratching their head.

 

[KBLT]

Coles Express charging 190.9 per litre of fuel from 6am.

F*ck me I'm glad I filled up. Absolutely criminal.

 

[Mr Eagle]

When the kids go "Trick or Treat" say trick and close the door. Leaves them standing there scratching their head.

How can you do that with a mouthful of lollies? Best just not to answer.

 

[RookiePick]

As Badge did not think to make my get out of ban free card non-transferable, I'm offering it to the highest bidder.

I'll offer a daily supply of belly button lint. It's sustainably sourced, free range and also gluten free.

 

[RookiePick]

This missing 4 year old business up North is horrible. Can't help but think the missing sleeping bag makes for a very convenient sack to dispose of a body

 

[Bender_]

I really despise occasions where kids get to dress-up, decorate, do crafts and have fun.

Joyless campaigners

 

[Truckosaurus]

Occasions? Based on my observations, that's just about every day in the life of a kid since Instgram became a thing.

 

[Bender_]

Occasions? Based on my observations, that's just about every day in the life of a kid since Instgram became a thing.

Yeah but the candy for those kids is usually Ritalin.

 

[WCErevival]

Coles Express charging 190.9 per litre of fuel from 6am.

F*ck me I'm glad I filled up. Absolutely criminal.

Good old reliable United is in the 1.50s