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[Dazzler9]

I just don't get the point of horse or dog racing at all.

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[Godfather32]

You won't have to clean your driveway as much if you take your wheels off your car before parking it. Leave a spare set of clean tyres just at the edge of your driveway where you enter to put on specifically for use only on the driveway and switch them back before heading out. Will save you a heap of time and water and keep your driveway cleaner for longer.

You weren't by any chance brought up in Balga were you?

 

[Bender_]

You weren't by any chance brought up in Balga were you?

And all this time you guys thought those cars on blocks were just bogan houses, turns out it was upstanding citizens trying to keep their driveways clean.

 

[Ochre]

Why do people insist on coming into the office when they're coughing up a lung all day? Just work from home you selfish campaigners

 

[Bender_]

Why do people insist on coming into the office when they're coughing up a lung all day? Just work from home you selfish campaigners

They want people to think they're heroes for showing up.

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

Why do people insist on coming into the office when they're coughing up a lung all day? Just work from home you selfish campaigners

Even pre-2020 it was inconsiderate. Now it’s just plain stupid.

 

[larrikin]

It's not far behind horse racing for mine.

I just don't get the point of horse or dog racing at all.

You're both dead to me.

Even comparing to horse/dog racing...

 

[Truckosaurus]

I had a boss who complained about the amount of personal/sick leave everyone was taking and bragged about how he'd never taken sick leave. This was around the same time corporate was encouraging people to stay home if sick out of consideration for colleagues with immunological problems. A grovelling apology was made within 24 hours.

 

[FKASC]

I had a boss who complained about the amount of personal/sick leave everyone was taking and bragged about how he'd never taken sick leave. This was around the same time corporate was encouraging people to stay home if sick out of consideration for colleagues with immunological problems. A grovelling apology was made within 24 hours.

what a dickhead

 

[Truckosaurus]

what a dickhead

He retired 6 months later with a chronic health problem.

 

[Dark Sharks]

Why do people insist on coming into the office when they're coughing up a lung all day? Just work from home you selfish campaigners

They want people to think they're heroes for showing up.

Are you gaiz for real??


It's all about saving your sick days to use when you want to take the piss and crack a tin in front of the telly, or simply can't be stuffed

Nobody uses sick days when they are actually sick, unless you're a gimp.



If i'm seriously crook i'm not coming in. But if i've got the snivels or something minor which sounds worse than it is, i'll take some meds and be a hero at work.

 

[Bender_]

I've had to use sick leave today, at home after getting the snip and the anaesthetic is starting to wear off.

 

[FKASC]

Man I’ve got like 200 days of sick leave. No chance I’m going to need to ration that shit

 

[Ochre]

Are you gaiz for real??


It's all about saving your sick days to use when you want to take the piss and crack a tin in front of the telly, or simply can't be stuffed

Nobody uses sick days when they are actually sick, unless you're a gimp.



If i'm seriously crook i'm not coming in. But if i've got the snivels or something minor which sounds worse than it is, i'll take some meds and be a hero at work.

I work in a job where you can work from home with basically no difference, I don't care about sick leave. Just don't come sit 5m from me if you sound like you just ate a bat in Wuhan

 

[larrikin]

I work in a job where you can work from home with basically no difference, I don't care about sick leave. Just don't come sit 5m from me if you sound like you just ate a bat in Wuhan

100% agree. This has been the biggest thing we have learnt about working from home in our company, for most people there is literally no need to come into the office if you have a sniffle or cough, but you also don't have yo use up your sick leave for it.

 

[Dark Sharks]

I've had to use sick leave today, at home after getting the snip and the anaesthetic is starting to wear off.

Why do you make everything always have to be about YOU

 

[Bender_]

Why do you make everything always have to be about YOU

I thought I was being topical.

 

[ArdentEagle]

Why do you make everything always have to be about YOU

Cut it out!

 

[DanWCE]

I've had to use sick leave today, at home after getting the snip and the anaesthetic is starting to wear off.

Yeah me too, or carers leave. Gastro outbreak at the daycare Xmas party so I was on bucket watch while the wife kept the baby the hell away from it all.

How're you feeling? I gotta book for that one of these days..

 

[Bender_]

Yeah me too, or carers leave. Gastro outbreak at the daycare Xmas party so I was on bucket watch while the wife kept the baby the hell away from it all.

How're you feeling? I gotta book for that one of these days..

****en daycare, kids bring home something new every fortnight.

Sore now, dull achey cajones. Starting to wonder if I'll sleep tonight.

I will be working from home for the rest of the week thank goodness.

 

[Biggie]

I've had to use sick leave today, at home after getting the snip and the anaesthetic is starting to wear off.

We all had Gastro last Thursday night

So had a sick day Friday and it was not fun

 

[Bender_]

We all had Gastro last Thursday night

So had a sick day Friday and it was not fun

Geez sounds to be really doing the rounds

 

[FKASC]

Geez sounds to be really doing the rounds

Must really give you the shits

 

[Truckosaurus]

I threw up Sunday night but that was because of the massive headache I had.

 

[ArdentEagle]

I threw up Sunday morning because of a massive hangover I had.

Well. About a month ago