Banter RDT 167 - Proof of Vaccination Required

[ghostbat12]

This is true, people just seem to be looking for things to be offended about these days

I am offended at this. Speak for yourself mate!

 

[Godfather32]

That’s not true, how dare you say such a horrible thing.

Please don't cancel me

 

[Mr Eagle]

Please don't cancel me

That costs $3,000 around here. Pricey.

 

[happy_eagle]

Cheers to whoever recommended Righteous Gemstones in a previous thread

Had this stuck in my head for the past few days

 

[Godfather32]

Cheers to whoever recommended Righteous Gemstones in a previous thread

Had this stuck in my head for the past few days

Season two is pretty good so far as well

 

[Godfather32]

THE A5 Reacher got renewed for season two

 

[Bender_]

I've just discovered at that weird Coles "scoop and weigh" section where you can pack your own trail mix and shitty choc-honey comb that they have giant sour cola bottles.

I now fear I'm going to squander my families savings on my insatiable appetite for them like some degenerate gambler at the pokies.

 

[Godfather32]

I've just discovered at that weird Coles "scoop and weigh" section where you can pack your own trail mix and shitty choc-honey comb that they have giant sour cola bottles.

I now fear I'm going to squander my families savings on my insatiable appetite for them like some degenerate gambler at the pokies.

Oh boy, you're brave using them....I see so many kids shove their snotty hands in those things

 

[Bender_]

Oh boy, you're brave using them....I see so many kids shove their snotty hands in those things

Way to ruin the enjoyment bro!

But really that explains why my immune system is so strong. Luckily these are on the top shelf anyway.

 

[Godfather32]

Worse than a Sizzler dessert bar

 

[Godfather32]

Way to ruin the enjoyment bro!

But really that explains why my immune system is so strong. Luckily these are on the top shelf anyway.

Ahh that's ok then, top shelf is just where the meth heads pull out a bunch of lollies, lick them and put them back

 

[Truckosaurus]

Oh boy, you're brave using them....I see so many kids shove their snotty hands in those things

If they're sour enough that should kill the germs, right? Or should I not have been brushing my teeth with Warheads?

 

[Godfather32]

If they're sour enough that should kill the germs, right? Or should I not have been brushing my teeth with Warheads?

Probably helps you blend in with the locals down your way I guess

 

[Bender_]

Ahh that's ok then, top shelf is just where the meth heads pull out a bunch of lollies, lick them and put them back

Would explain why I can't stop eating them then!

 

[Godfather32]

Would explain why I can't stop eating them then!

The ones next to the coke bottles look like blue rocks hey?

 

[HoneyBadger35]

Has anyone watched Murderville? Will Arnett plays senior homicide detective Terry Seattle, every week he has a case to solve and a celebrity guest partner, but the guest doesn’t have a script and has to improve their way through the episode. Weird concept but ****, it absolutely lands for me.

Conan was the guest in the first one, then Marshawn Lynch in the second, and somehow Marshawn is the smoother more natural improviser? Well worth a look.

 

[Bender_]

Has anyone watched Murderville? Will Arnett plays senior homicide detective Terry Seattle, every week he has a case to solve and a celebrity guest partner, but the guest doesn’t have a script and has to improve their way through the episode. Weird concept but fu**, it absolutely lands for me.

Conan was the guest in the first one, then Marshawn Lynch in the second, and somehow Marshawn is the smoother more natural improviser? Well worth a look.

Watched the first episode with Conan today, I think I enjoyed the cast trying not to laugh at Conan's improvising most.

 

[HoneyBadger35]

Watched the first episode with Conan today, I think I enjoyed the cast trying not to laugh at Conan's improvising most.

Conan was good and also clearly tried to make everyone break. He’s really funny.

But Marshawn in episode two. Man. Just rolled with every punch and accepts everything at face value, goes all the way along for the ride, it was such easy viewing. All in on the series now.

The crimes are probably a bit too solvable but I suppose that’s not really the point.

 

[Truckosaurus]

Probably helps you blend in with the locals down your way I guess

Having a full set of teeth is a quick way to get stabbed out here.

Has anyone watched Murderville? Will Arnett plays senior homicide detective Terry Seattle, every week he has a case to solve and a celebrity guest partner, but the guest doesn’t have a script and has to improve their way through the episode. Weird concept but fu**, it absolutely lands for me.

Conan was the guest in the first one, then Marshawn Lynch in the second, and somehow Marshawn is the smoother more natural improviser? Well worth a look.

There's the British original too, Murder in Successville, but I don't know where that's streaming.

 

[Godfather32]

Having a full set of teeth is a quick way to get stabbed out here.



There's the British original too, Murder in Successville, but I don't know where that's streaming.

I'd believe it, I used to work down the road in Belmont. I remember one time we saw a completely naked man, bleeding from the head just strolling down the street like he didn't have a care in the world. We called the cops who raced around, turned out he'd been mugged, had his wallet and clothes taken and decided to just walk to the police station to tell them (I assume to avoid asking anyone for help and risk being mugged again).

 

[Truckosaurus]

I'd believe it, I used to work down the road in Belmont. I remember one time we saw a completely naked man, bleeding from the head just strolling down the street like he didn't have a care in the world. We called the cops who raced around, turned out he'd been mugged, had his wallet and clothes taken and decided to just walk to the police station to tell them (I assume to avoid asking anyone for help and risk being mugged again).

I've lost count of the number of times I've been woken up by people screaming profanities at each other in the middle of the street at 2am.

Highlight was the woman who, after yelling into the night that her boyfriend was a meth dealer, stopped and called her dad. "I need you to bash Jayden! [pause] Because he broke my stereo!!"

 

[Godfather32]

I've lost count of the number of times I've been woken up by people screaming profanities at each other in the middle of the street at 2am.

Highlight was the woman who, after yelling into the night that her boyfriend was a meth dealer, stopped and called her dad. "I need you to bash Jayden! [pause] Because he broke my stereo!!"

To be fair Jayden deserves a flogging, you don't break someone else's boom box

 

[larrikin]

Has anyone watched Murderville? Will Arnett plays senior homicide detective Terry Seattle, every week he has a case to solve and a celebrity guest partner, but the guest doesn’t have a script and has to improve their way through the episode. Weird concept but fu**, it absolutely lands for me.

Conan was the guest in the first one, then Marshawn Lynch in the second, and somehow Marshawn is the smoother more natural improviser? Well worth a look.

Will have to give that a go.

The one that we've just got into is Barry on Binge. It's a couple if years old so I'm sure plenty will have seen it but have found it funny so far.

 

[HoneyBadger35]

Will have to give that a go.

The one that we've just got into is Barry on Binge. It's a couple if years old so I'm sure plenty will have seen it but have found it funny so far.

Tremendous show, cannot wait for season three.

 

[squashface]

Booster shot has knocked me around a bit, feels like I’ve just gone 10 rounds with Mike Tyson.

Good excuse to sit in bed and play Xbox all day I guess.