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Well some women are sensitive to direct contact.
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I don't understand. What do you mean?
Some women are sensitive and can only take contact with extra-terrestrials of the first or second kinds. Direct contact, also known as a close encounter of the third kind, can be painful for them. So they need their alien lizard people DNA diluted into a human hybrid.
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Seems like someone seems to know a hell of a lot about lizard people...highly suss...
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Anyone ever attempted writing a novel before?
I think I'm finally ready to give it a crack but I have this irrational fear that just as I finish it Russia will bomb my house and I'll lose all my progress.
I think I'm finally ready to give it a crack but I have this irrational fear that just as I finish it Russia will bomb my house and I'll lose all my progress.
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What about?
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$$They got to you$$
I'd need some sort of idea before I tried writing a novel.
I tried keeping a journal once but it was boring enough living through everything that I had to write down that I found something more interesting to do after a few days.
It was video games.
I tried keeping a journal once but it was boring enough living through everything that I had to write down that I found something more interesting to do after a few days.
It was video games.
Put it on the cloud
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For ages I've wanted to write horror, but I think I've finally stumbled upon an idea that's pretty out of my wheelhouse, more of a tragic love story that involves the protagonist re-living the final days of past relationships which have always been his 'what if' moments.
Big concern is...
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Did you study epidemiology at The Vladmir Putin Esperance Upstairs Lizard Sex Commune and Primary School too?
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For ages I've wanted to write horror, but I think I've finally stumbled upon an idea that's pretty out of my wheelhouse, more of a tragic love story that involves the protagonist re-living the final days of past relationships which have always been his 'what if' moments.
Big concern is...
I hope your rehash of Sliding Doors makes more sense than Barrett's.
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Sounds interesting, certainly more productive than posting on here anyway.For ages I've wanted to write horror, but I think I've finally stumbled upon an idea that's pretty out of my wheelhouse, more of a tragic love story that involves the protagonist re-living the final days of past relationships which have always been his 'what if' moments.
Big concern is...
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I don't want to die only leaving behind 60,000 absolute shitposts and whinges about essentially meaningless games of sport haha.
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Hang on...why is it upstairs?
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Hey could be worse, you could have posted most of them on the dockers board
I am currently in the planning stages of one.
It’s a hard slog that takes a very long time as I’m making sure I plan everything out pretty clearly before I start writing the actual story. Stuff like backstory on characters, the setting and events that no one else will ever see but I want to know myself so I can write about them properly.
I don’t expect it to be finished for at least another 5 years.
Fun though.
If you compiled all of my posts here into one document it'd be a novel. And it'd make more sense than Finnegan's Wake. But will pretentious literature publishers call me a genius? Nooooo. It'd be all "Truckosaurus, this isn't a book" and "Truckosaurus, please put that knife down". Elitist bastards.
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That’s awesome man. If you ever need a complete random to bounce ideas off feel free to PM me.
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Should be right if you don't write it using Firefox.
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Lizard people prefer to be raised off land level to reduce the likelihood of being attacked by non-climbing predators like dingoes and badgers.
It's also partly a Dr Nick quote from the Simpsons.
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