Banter RDT 171 - Brought forward to 2.00pm midnight

[Agent93]

Whats he won now, seven stages total, but non in the tour? Crazy.

2 in the tour, one each in '17 and '18. Definitely has more Giro stage wins though.

 

[ziad]

Super calm sprint from Demure though. He's obviously got the legs at the moment.

That said, I find it weird that FDJ are winning things in a GT... it feels off after years of failure in the TDF.

Lesson on the value of team work for the Eagles. Demure was led in perfectly from about 2km.

 

[DanWCE]

Do any of you ride, or just watch other people doing it?

 

[DanWCE]

Do any of you ride, or just watch other people doing it?

We don't want to hear about your sex life, mate

 

[Bender_]

Do any of you ride, or just watch other people doing it?

Off road, no lycra.

 

[Keys]

Do any of you ride, or just watch other people doing it?

We don't want to hear about your sex life, mate

Is you replying to yourself an indication of your sex life

 

[happy_eagle]

There is a Tour De France Video Game.
In case the actual tour de france wasn't action packed enough for you.

 

[Truckosaurus]

I'm one of those people who watch for the scenery, crashes and to guess who's doping.

 

[Truckosaurus]

Also apparently Zambrero's has something called a big burrito and I accidentally ordered it. You could choke an elephant with it.

 

[Dazzler9]

I'm one of those people who watch for the scenery, crashes and to guess who's not doping.

Fixed

 

[Keys]

Just like bender accidentally ordered anal beads from eBay yeah

 

[Truckosaurus]

Just like bender accidentally ordered anal beads from eBay yeah

I've resorted to a knife and fork. I hope Bender didn't.

 

[ziad]

Do any of you ride, or just watch other people doing it?

Well short of professional.

 

[Mr Eagle]

Also apparently Zambrero's has something called a big burrito and I accidentally ordered it. You could choke an elephant with it.

We don't want to hear about your sex life, mate

 

[Truckosaurus]

Yeah no one's buying that.

 

[jaxxon]

GYG >>> Zambrero

 

[RookiePick]

Also apparently Zambrero's has something called a big burrito and I accidentally ordered it. You could choke an elephant with it.

Wait until you see it on the way out.

 

[jaxxon]

There is a Tour De France Video Game.
In case the actual tour de france wasn't action packed enough for you.

It gets better

 

[Bender_]

Just like bender accidentally ordered anal beads from eBay yeah

It was a complete accident - somehow my phone unlocked in my pocket, went to the eBay app, searched and found anal beads, committed to buy, logged into PayPal and approved the payment and then left very positive feedback. It was basically a butt-dial equivalent of an online goods order. On 3 separate occasions.

 

[happy_eagle]

It gets better

not gonna lie, some of these games are right up my alley.
On the rare occasion that I game, its usually to have something mindless to do whilst I listen to podcasts.
So tedious sorts of simulator games (or sports games) are great.

 

[DanWCE]

Is you replying to yourself an indication of your sex life

If I'm setting that joke up I'm taking the free likes on the slam dunk punch line

 

[Ambrose Burnside]

It was a complete accident - somehow my phone unlocked in my pocket, went to the eBay app, searched and found anal beads, committed to buy, logged into PayPal and approved the payment and then left very positive feedback. It was basically a butt-dial equivalent of an online goods order. On 3 separate occasions.

What your arse wants, it gets.

 

[Keys]

What your arse wants, it gets.

Be careful what you wish for then

 

[Godfather32]

Be careful what you wish for then

Bender bought anal beads off Wish? What could go wrong?

 

[DanWCE]

Wouldn't mind that elephant doodle sized burrito right about now. Been waiting two hours for pizza. I'm blaming Covid