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[Miguel Sanchez]

Not sure you understand just how painful sulfuric acid is, even if swallowed it's an immensely painful death. If you want a painless death get an oxygen tank for yourself, a vacuum pump and a serious amount of duct tape. Tape up all the windows and any air vents really well (you have to double cross tape the windows as well as the surrounds), put the oxygen tank on and start the vacuum pump with a setting for 510 hectopascals. At that pressure your blood is still a liquid but your body will slowly shut down while the pure oxygen keeps you alive but in a state of euphoria until you slowly pass out and your organs then start to fail.

A truly painless death.

 

[Bender_]

‘Slumped on the couch for a bit, back spasms for days’

Wheat pack is my best friend nowadays

I started replying to Truckos post with a similar story. I drunkenly slumped on the couch for maybe 30 minutes and was sore for a week. WTF?

 

[Dazzler9]

It's a strange old world.

'May the Force be with you': How Luke Skywalker became the voice of Ukraine's air alert system

It's a surreal moment in an already surreal war: the grave but calming baritone of actor Mark Hamill, Luke Skywalker of Star Wars, urging people to take cover whenever Russia unleashes another aerial bombardment on Ukraine.

www.abc.net.au

 

[FKASC]

It's a strange old world.

'May the Force be with you': How Luke Skywalker became the voice of Ukraine's air alert system

It's a surreal moment in an already surreal war: the grave but calming baritone of actor Mark Hamill, Luke Skywalker of Star Wars, urging people to take cover whenever Russia unleashes another aerial bombardment on Ukraine.

www.abc.net.au

i kinda hope Russia introduces something similar with Putin’s voice and darth vader effects over the top

 

[Dazzler9]

i kinda hope Russia introduces something similar with Putin’s voice and darth vader effects over the top

Who's the Emperor then? Xi Jinping? Trump?

 

[FKASC]

Who's the Emperor then? Xi Jinping? Trump?

That’s past the extent of my Star Trek knowledge I’m afraid.

 

[kempy]

Not sure you understand just how painful sulfuric acid is, even if swallowed it's an immensely painful death. If you want a painless death get an oxygen tank for yourself, a vacuum pump and a serious amount of duct tape. Tape up all the windows and any air vents really well (you have to double cross tape the windows as well as the surrounds), put the oxygen tank on and start the vacuum pump with a setting for 510 hectopascals. At that pressure your blood is still a liquid but your body will slowly shut down while the pure oxygen keeps you alive but in a state of euphoria until you slowly pass out and your organs then start to fail.

A truly painless death.

I thought the end was going to be: then light a match …


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[THE A5]

Weirdos, I've been planning my death for years:

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/sex/malawi-man-dies-after-extreme-orgasm-with-sex-worker/news-story/26eecc50482f111906c26dc8a8a8c4ce%3famp

Sex life etc

You want that stool pushed in so far?

 

[kane249]

Who's the Emperor then? Xi Jinping? Trump?

 

[Mop]

Aw hell no

 

[RookiePick]

Weirdos, I've been planning my death for years:

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/sex/malawi-man-dies-after-extreme-orgasm-with-sex-worker/news-story/26eecc50482f111906c26dc8a8a8c4ce%3famp

Sex life etc

She's got some really good marketing angles to work with now.

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

She's got some really good marketing angles to work with now.

Crazy subtle ones.

 

[DanWCE]

Crazy supple ones.

 

[Farang83150]

WWE legends on Fox docos

 

[Bender_]

WWE legends on Fox docos

Whole bunch of oxymorons in that sentence.

 

[kane249]

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

Club has been in a spiral since Hutchy took over.

I know correlation doesn’t necessarily equal causation, but …

 

[kane249]

Club has been in a spiral since Hutchy took over.

I know correlation doesn’t necessarily equal causation, but …

Shades of when James Harvey left the club back in the day
Home grown talent leaves the club due to internal politics

 

[DanWCE]

Club has been in a spiral since Hutchy took over.

I know correlation doesn’t necessarily equal causation, but …

Was the first thing I thought of.

 

[Keys]

Extraordinary incompetence not to get Travers signed up

Typical of the Wildcats under Hutchinson

They also miss Gleeson which to be fair wasn’t Hutchy’s fault

 

[Mop]

Good time to not like basketball


In the meantime, my premier league side sacked its coach and its director of football is banned for corruption and our best player / record goal scorer is likely to leave


So basically…. Sport = bad

 

[DanWCE]

Watching Succession from the start again is so elite.

 

[WCE_phil]

Good time to not like basketball


In the meantime, my premier league side sacked its coach and its director of football is banned for corruption and our best player / record goal scorer is likely to leave


So basically…. Sport = bad

Sorry mop, couldn't have happened to a nicer club London is red mate.

 

[Farang83150]

Watching Succession from the start again is so elite.

Couldn't do it, still to fresh

 

[Mop]

Sure, doesn’t necessarily equal causation. In this case it specifically does.

I remember when he was just the flog on The Footy Show. When did he make his $$$?