Banter RDT CLXVVIX - Forward Press Down

[Truckosaurus]

I really envy people who can sleep anywhere, or just nod off whenever. I can be completely exhausted and still not sleep.

 

[Mop]

I really envy people who can sleep anywhere, or just nod off whenever. I can be completely exhausted and still not sleep.

Therefore you are envious of me

 

[Mop]

At work we have a darkened sleep room. I tell ya I can be gone in like 2 mins in there

 

[Carbine Chaos]

I wish I could fall asleep without even thinking of

 

[Keys]

I wish I could fall asleep without even thinking of Caro

This is like the online version of falling asleep with drunk mates who have access to a sharpie

 

[Truckosaurus]

Therefore you are envious of me

On many levels

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

When somebody wakes from a coma, about 12 or so hours later they would get tired and need to fall asleep and lose consciousness again.

That must be scary for everyone involved.

“Sir, this is a Wendy’s”

 

[Truckosaurus]

XD

 

[Godfather32]

XD

What a dickhead.
Also it took a disturbingly long time for security to get there

 

[Truckosaurus]

What a dickhead.
Also it took a disturbingly long time for security to get there

They were waiting for the comedically perfect time

 

[Dazzler9]

Dude had it coming.

 

[Dazzler9]

Also, that's an awfully large space between the proposer and proposee. How was he expecting her to hear and to get a response?

 

[Keys]

I love seeing public wedding proposals go wrong, especially when the chick says no

 

[Keys]

How many damn movies have to be made warning against this s**t before they stop

 

[Dazzler9]

How many damn movies have to be made warning against this s**t before they stop

LOL, "but just in case, I have been bolted to the floor."

 

[RookiePick]

XD

Man you crew are jaded.

Zero justification for that level of violence visited upon the dude.

He's gonna be banned for life and fined heavily. Nothing he did warranted adding permanent injury on top of that.

 

[Godfather32]

Man you crew are jaded.

Zero justification for that level of violence visited upon the dude.

He's gonna be banned for life and fined heavily. Nothing he did warranted adding permanent injury on top of that.

I mean we know what's happening because we have the context provided to us.
All the security guards could see was someone entering the field and kneeling down. He could have been doing anything

 

[RookiePick]

I mean we know what's happening because we have the context provided to us.
All the security guards could see was someone entering the field and kneeling down. He could have been doing anything

He's remaining still! He's remaining still!

 

[Goroyals22]

The security guard saved him from a massive mistake… he should be thankful he got smashed for it


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[Dazzler9]

I mean we know what's happening because we have the context provided to us.
All the security guards could see was someone entering the field and kneeling down. He could have been doing anything

He's taking the knee goddamit!!!

 

[Dazzler9]

Man you crew are jaded.

Zero justification for that level of violence visited upon the dude.

He's gonna be banned for life and fined heavily. Nothing he did warranted adding permanent injury on top of that.

In a post-9/11 world a paramilitary trooper
federal agent
law enforcement officer
mall cop
stadium security guard can't take any chances!

 

[Wild Kelly]

I really envy people who can sleep anywhere, or just nod off whenever. I can be completely exhausted and still not sleep.

I fell asleep having root canal work once. Dentist and assistant were quite amused.

 

[Keys]

I fell asleep having root canal work once. Dentist and assistant were quite amused.

This is like the dental version of falling asleep with drunk mates who have access to a sharpie

Adjusted

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

XD

Looked like some incidental head contact there. Three weeks down to two with an early plea, depending on the medical report.

 

[Into The Black]

You know when you want someone to go to sleep and not wake up ? To ease their pain ? Or is it to ease my pain ? Had that conversation with a care practitioner today. Makes you look at life a little differently. Funny, of all the forums I thought of, Some of the crew on here have been the most compassionate. Sorry crew, football forum.