Banter RDT CLXVVVIII - Scorchers good, Oasis Bad

[Mr Eagle]

Speaking of heated faecal matter...

Described terribly, what do we all do for a living?

I help other people spend money that you don't realise you gave them.

 

[DanWCE]

I oversee commercial construction contracts from start to finish. So any number of titles from Estimator to CA to PM. It's fun/****ed.

 

[Keys]

I deliver hot shit for people to eat

 

[Mop]

Pre-COVID, major polluters would fly me to sh!thouse locations to colour-in drawings for them.
Now, I do the same in Perth, for half the salary...

#notbitter.much

I've got no bloody idea what the hell this could be.

 

[Into The Black]

I deliver hot s**t for people to eat

You and Biggie are our mods ? That's breakfast and dinner ruined in one day .

 

[Farang83150]

I deliver hot s**t for people to eat

Poober?

 

[Truckosaurus]

I've got no bloody idea what the hell this could be.

Draughtsman is my guess

 

[Farang83150]

I'm meant to go find oil but just can't be a$$ed at the mo!
P.S..dont tell Cummins he won't like me!

 

[Bender_]

I'm meant to go find oil but just can't be a$$ed at the mo!

It's usually next to the vinegar in the spices aisle.

 

[Farang83150]

It's usually next to the vinegar in the spices aisle.

Shit...Now I have no excuse!

 

[shoutsatclouds]

Draughtsman is my guess

extra credit for the spelling...

 

[Into The Black]

I've had 3 beers and a glass of wine with dinner ( not chardonnay ) Hope I feel like hot s**t in the morning. Soz squashface

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[Into The Black]

Poober?

Definitely live in Thailand.

 

[Farang83150]

Definitely live in Thailand.

Ok

 

[WCE_phil]

I sit around doing **** all yelling at clouds and closely following some crazy ping pong sport with an oval ball.

I also get yelled at by the 'love' of my life and take solace in the only thing that I truly love, a 4 legged jealous, suckhole.

I also drive around yelling at people telling them what shit ****s they are for breaking things and fixing issues on properties I own and buy and sell things with lines going up and down during the day for 6 hours.

 

[briztoon]

Thanks for sharing

I guess

Also, this should be helpful

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Don’t know about you lot of the West Coast, but over here in QLD, No Sh!t = Well Duh!

 

[briztoon]

I spend most of my day talking to people who’d rather be somewhere else. The rest of the time, I bring them food.

 

[Truckosaurus]

I spend most of my day talking to people who’d rather be somewhere else.

We want to know what you do outside of BigFooty

 

[Farang83150]

We want to know what you do outside of BigFooty

Beer out the moment....thanks

 

[squashface]

We want to know what you do outside of BigFooty

Very good

 

[briztoon]

We want to know what you do outside of BigFooty

Same thing, different places.

 

[Into The Black]

Ok

No offense intended. Been to Thailand 6 times. Love the place. Just get sick every time. My best mate married a thai girl. A school teacher. Do you remember a Perth teacher struck by lighting in the North east of Thailand ? Childhood friend. So, no offence intended.

 

[happy_eagle]

The state forces me to oversee minors performing menial tasks for my gratification.

Nobody wants to hear about y....

You know what, never mind...

 

[Dazzler9]

My job feels like a real life character from Utopia.

Damn that show was close to the bone.

 

[Godfather32]

My job makes me hate people just a little bit more every day