Banter RDT CVXXXI - BigTank

[Carbine Chaos]

Don't give up, CC. If it rains enough you might be swept to the end of the track. It's all downhill, right?

I’m hyping myself up tonight by saying a) first coastal sighting and beach tomorrow and b) gee those sand dunes will be easier with wet compacted sand, surely.

It’s all I got tonight.

 

[Truckosaurus]

It’s all I got tonight.

Come on mate, we all know you're getting more than that tonight.

 

[Mop]

The pole in the hole game

Fun

 

[DanWCE]

From Russian ballet dancers to Yanky backpackers. How the mighty have fallen

 

[Obeanie1]

I would like to take you all to a beach in Rockingham.
The year is 2011.
After a lovely New Years weekend off, we spend the last day of it at the beach. In Rockingham for some reason.
After a few hours at the beach, I go and get changed as not to get dirt in the girlfriend's brand new black Getz.

I go into the mens room to find an envelope. Inside the envelope is a thick wad of something.
It's bulging. The envelope is titled 'Pricks and Assholes".
My first thought? This is a whack job, with a list of names and a payment for services.
Nervously, I look around. No one else is there, so I ever so delicately peel open the envelope.

To my disappointment, it wasn't a thick wad of $$$. It was something a lot smoother to touch.
A thick wad of photos, obviously taken with a manual camera and printed professionally, given the gloss.
I carefully peel a photo out.
It was a johnson. A thin white Johnson of a perculiar shape.
Confused, I look at the next photo. A robust white buttock with a focus on the actual hole. The arsehole if you will.
I run outside shook, but my group of friends don't believe me, so I go and retrieve the envelope for my posse. Holding it only by the very very tip of the paper, as not to touch any potential man juices.

To my disgust, the bulging envelope rips. 200 or so photos flutter in the wind, suddenly picking up after being breathless all afternoon.
Vivid imagines of pricks and assholes of all different shapes, sizes and in various states of being flutter all over the beach.

A four year old toddler picks up a photo and shows his Dad, a large tattooed man, who upon picking up a photo begansuddenly yelling profanties in a distinct Northern British accent threatening various heinous acts on violence on whoever was responsible for his daughter seeing that filth.

We skedaddled pretty quickly after that.

This reads like a cheap porno script.

Not that Id know what a cheap porno script would sound like of course.......but I bet it s something like that.

 

[THE A5]

American bloke here tonight but we’ve barely spoken as we’ve both barricaded ourselves in our sleeping bags.

Apparently he’s an Aussie who spent time in the US. Go speak to him, Corey won’t bite

 

[Truckosaurus]

This reads like a cheap porno script.

Not that Id know what a cheap porno script would sound like of course.......but I bet it s something like that.

Only the most expensive pr0n for you, hey?

 

[kane249]

Only the most expensive pr0n for you, hey?

Some of that high-class British pr0n no doubt

 

[Godfather32]

Started watching the new White Men Can't Jump movie

 

[Bender_]

Started watching the new White Men Can't Jump movie

Decent movies are hard to come by these days. They were flailing pre-covid, now they're almost extinct.

Oppenheimer and Dune part 2 the only hope left for the year.

 

[Godfather32]

Decent movies are hard to come by these days. They were flailing pre-covid, now they're almost extinct.

Oppenheimer and Dune part 2 the only hope left for the year.

Yeah I've sort of given up on movies, I can't really remember the last good one I've even watched.
Just looking for new shows to watch cause three of the series I love have ended completely this week.

 

[Bender_]

Yeah I've sort of given up on movies, I can't really remember the last good one I've even watched.
Just looking for new shows to watch cause three of the series I love have ended completely this week.

Which 3 were they?

Last week Barry, Succession and Dave all finished which was really all I was watching.

 

[Godfather32]

Which 3 were they?

Last week Barry, Succession and Dave all finished which was really all I was watching.

Succession, Ted Lasso and The Marvellous Mrs Maisel.
Barry worth a go?
Apple TV has had some good stuff lately, Shrinking is great after the first episode and Silo is good so far.

 

[Godfather32]

Actually, tell a lie, Air is pretty good

 

[Bender_]

Succession, Ted Lasso and The Marvellous Mrs Maisel.
Barry worth a go?
Apple TV has had some good stuff lately, Shrinking is great after the first episode and Silo is good so far.

Oh yeah that's right. I skipped all of Ted Lasso and only watched the finale - don't think I missed much by doing that.

Barry is really good. Dark and funny and very violent. The final season loses a fair bit of its humour in wrapping up the story though and is just plain dark. It's also relatively bite size with 25 minute episodes.

I do need to check out Silo, I've heard from a few people it's worth a go.

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

The ads for Deadloch look good but I don’t know where you can watch it (legally, anyway)

 

[Bender_]

The ads for Deadloch look good but I don’t know where you can watch it (legally, anyway)

It's getting good reviews.

 

[Godfather32]

The ads for Deadloch look good but I don’t know where you can watch it (legally, anyway)

It's on Prime

 

[Bender_]

It's on Prime

Nice

 

[Godfather32]

Oh yeah that's right. I skipped all of Ted Lasso and only watched the finale - don't think I missed much by doing that.

Barry is really good. Dark and funny and very violent. The final season loses a fair bit of its humour in wrapping up the story though and is just plain dark. It's also relatively bite size with 25 minute episodes.

I do need to check out Silo, I've heard from a few people it's worth a go.

It's probably one of the best shows I've watched the last few years, genuinely makes you feel good quite often

 

[Godfather32]

Nice

Except Prime has just raised their price so I cancelled....

 

[Dazzler9]

Anyone seen The Banshees of Inisherin, with Colin Farrell and Brendan Gleeson? The director is Martin McDonagh who directed those two in In Bruges, which was great. Wondering if it has the same vibe.

 

[Bender_]

It's probably one of the best shows I've watched the last few years, genuinely makes you feel good quite often

I really enjoyed the first season but went off it a bit in the second. Wife followed through with the 3rd and binged it without me so I settled for the finale.

Except Prime has just raised their price so I cancelled....

They all are and not really providing much new content either.

 

[Godfather32]

Anyone seen The Banshees of Inisherin, with Colin Farrell and Brendan Gleeson? The director is Martin McDonagh who directed those two in In Bruges, which was great. Wondering if it has the same vibe.

F**k me, it's one of the most depressing movies I've ever seen. It does not have the same vibe as In Bruges.

 

[Godfather32]

I really enjoyed the first season but went off it a bit in the second. Wife followed through with the 3rd and binged it without me so I settled for the finale.


They all are and not really providing much new content either.

Yeah, I'm just gonna start signing up for things for a couple of months then move on to something else. I find I'll go a couple of months without watching anything on Prime at all. Cancelled Netflix cause I could never find anything decent to watch.