Banter RDT CXC - Cut Loose Keys Is

[THE A5]

The jab made my dick bigger.



Coincidentally I lost 20kgs around that time

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

When do the microchips get switched on? It’s been years since my first jab, shouldn’t I be dead by now?

 

[squashface]

When do the microchips get switched on? It’s been years since my first jab, shouldn’t I be dead by now?

Did you have the $jab$ though? Or is that just what $mainstream media$ will have you believe?

My yes be yes btw

 

[Bender_]

When do the microchips get switched on? It’s been years since my first jab, shouldn’t I be dead by now?

You're not dead, but not really alive. The lizard people have you plugged into the matrix and are using your proteins to power their mobile phones when they visit Epstein Island. Ipso facto they have you exactly where they want you. The only way to get out is to pay your release in gold bullion.

 

[WCErevival]

When do the microchips get switched on? It’s been years since my first jab, shouldn’t I be dead by now?

You are dead. The chip keeps you in an eternal hell where the Eagles live in the bottom 2 forever.

 

[Ambrose Burnside]

When do the microchips get switched on? It’s been years since my first jab, shouldn’t I be dead by now?

You're not an elite athlete (or one that has been retired for decades). Comments on news articles by those who have done their research have taught me they're the only ones who die from the jab.

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

You are dead. The chip keeps you in an eternal hell where the Eagles live in the bottom 2 forever.

This is the most plausible theory I’ve seen.

 

[MeltMan]

The jab made my dick bigger.

Coincidentally I lost 20kgs around that time

is the joke here that you just got thin enough to see your dick again?

 

[Mr Eagle]

Did you have the $jab$ though? Or is that just what $mainstream media$ will have you believe?

My yes be yes btw

My ¥es be ¥es.

 

[Bender_]

My ¥es be ¥es.

¥Kobuki holders¥

 

[Dazzler9]

My Yes be If I have to, and my No be I can't be ar$ed.

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

My yes be yes with an if, and my no be no with a but.

 

[happy_eagle]

My Nah Yeah be a yes, and my Yeah Nah be a no.

 

[THE A5]

is the joke here that you just got thin enough to see your dick again?

No was stating thread I have a big Kahuna

 

[Dazzler9]

Apparently SOO is in Perth tonight. Anyone going?

 

[Ochre]

Someone on twitter I think (or X if you're Bender) pointed out that my yes be yes sounds like something Mr Krabs from Spongebob would say, so now none of you will also be able to hear it any other way again.

 

[Godfather32]

Someone on twitter I think (or X if you're Bender) pointed out that my yes be yes sounds like something Mr Krabs from Spongebob would say, so now none of you will also be able to hear it any other way again.

I'm good, I have no idea who Mr Krabs is

 

[Ochre]

I'm good, I have no idea who Mr Krabs is

This is far sadder than anything georgie has ever posted

 

[Godfather32]

This is far sadder than anything georgie has ever posted

I feel like I'm ok with it

 

[Bender_]

Someone on twitter I think (or X if you're Bender) pointed out that my yes be yes sounds like something Mr Krabs from Spongebob would say, so now none of you will also be able to hear it any other way again.

It's a fine line between Scottish and pirate accents IMO.

 

[squashface]

My Gunston be Bock, my Santa be Maria

 

[FKASC]

My cat be fat
My credit be in the bank

 

[RookiePick]

It's a fine line between Scottish and pirate accents IMO.

Sir Andrew Barton areas

 

[RookiePick]

My cat be fat
My credit be in the bank

NKATK

 

[Dazzler9]

Pirates have more a Somerset / Cornwall type accent. Well, their fictional depiction, that is.