I noticed a couple of days ago I had a psn friend request from some bloke called BiggBuxx, and they had kept on sending me messages like 'dean', 'dean?' and 'yoo dean'. I initially thought it was the kid of a mate of mine from cricket's so I replied asking who it was. They then replied asking for BF name.
It then hit me. The poor spelling. The incessant badgering. The apparent intellect of an 8 year old. It was ****ing Alphy!
I told him who I was and he replied asking if I've heard of some called alphy, to which I replied 'yes, of course'. Then he asked my opinion of him, to which I said he was a hero, keeping in mind that a wrong answer here could put his life, and the lives of 11 innocent civilians, in immediate danger.
It was at that point that he dropped the bombshell that he was, in fact, alphy, and that he couldn't remember me from the Eagles board. Although he soon did remember, calling me 'that bald Carl Barron prick', and making some jokes about Shane Warne or something.
I ignored him for a while, and then he started harassing me to play online with him, to which I said maybe another time. He asked why not now. I said I was playing another game. He then abused me for playing PES13, saying it was a 'soccer games period'. He then called me an 'old bald ****ing dickhead'.
He closed by telling me to ask Fivey if he got reduce his ban. I doubt his wish will be granted when Fivey hears that apparently he is 'the definition of dickhead, he actually has a dick on his head'.
Fun chap.
Oh yeah, Coxy, I gave him your psn. Have fun.
It then hit me. The poor spelling. The incessant badgering. The apparent intellect of an 8 year old. It was ****ing Alphy!
I told him who I was and he replied asking if I've heard of some called alphy, to which I replied 'yes, of course'. Then he asked my opinion of him, to which I said he was a hero, keeping in mind that a wrong answer here could put his life, and the lives of 11 innocent civilians, in immediate danger.
It was at that point that he dropped the bombshell that he was, in fact, alphy, and that he couldn't remember me from the Eagles board. Although he soon did remember, calling me 'that bald Carl Barron prick', and making some jokes about Shane Warne or something.
I ignored him for a while, and then he started harassing me to play online with him, to which I said maybe another time. He asked why not now. I said I was playing another game. He then abused me for playing PES13, saying it was a 'soccer games period'. He then called me an 'old bald ****ing dickhead'.
He closed by telling me to ask Fivey if he got reduce his ban. I doubt his wish will be granted when Fivey hears that apparently he is 'the definition of dickhead, he actually has a dick on his head'.
Fun chap.
Oh yeah, Coxy, I gave him your psn. Have fun.
