Do you keep your ketchup in the cupboard or fridge?
I'm not thinking of
AmericanCrow I was as confused as hell when I went to America so some payback is fine. I mean fancy ordering lemonade and getting cordial. And I needed more than a cordial to figure out where the main meals were on the menu whilst wondering why they had a shit load of entrees. Not to mention the major communication breakdown which ended with me just pointing and saying "that one there" (confusing the lady even more, who didn't know where i was pointing) when I wanted capsicum on my subway roll.
I have had to explain in both the UK and the US how to make a lemon lime and bitters and I kept making the mistake of saying lemonade and then confusing the poor bartender when I corrected myself. Done the capsicum thing in the US as well and was laughed at but my American friend for the silly name we call peppers.
Also I have learned on this trip that the further north you get in Europe they really, really don't like their soft drinks to be cold at all. Almost room temperature is their preference

Some people are really weird.
Edit: About to go to sleep after a long day braving the hoards of people who want to take selfies of themselves in front of works of art instead of actually looking at the works of art.

Did laugh at a lot of idiots in front of the Mona Lisa and then I took photos of them taking photos. Does that make me as bad as them? Third time I've seen the old girl though. She's holding up pretty well and still kinda smiling.
I would very much like some good news when I wake up
(but I kinda doubt that it will happen)