Really bad Shaq joke!

[Fall Out Boy]

Shaquille O'Neal got out of the shower and was drying off when he noticed a white band from just above his eyes to the top of his head. Fearing he was turning white and might have to actually start working for a living, he called his doctor and told him of his problem.

The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately. After an examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown liquid, gave it to Shaq and told him to drink it all.

Shaq did and said, 'That tasted like sh.it doc'.

The doctor replied, 'It was, Shaquille. You were a quart low.'

 

[jod23]

Could be used for anyone though...well anyone black anyway.

 

[Fall Out Boy]

Originally posted by jod23


Could be used for anyone though...well anyone black anyway.

Like MJ? or McGrady?

 

[ant]

That WAS really bad.....but that's not to say I didn't laugh all the same

I'd also like to take this opportunity to say a big Happy Birthday to the one and only Jod, Bigfooty's Basketball Guru, the original, and still the best (at least in his eyes ) Have a good one!

 

[Fall Out Boy]

Originally posted by ant

I'd also like to take this opportunity to say a big Happy Birthday to the one and only Jod, Bigfooty's Basketball Guru

Self-annointed of course

But seriously, happy 22nd jod.

I must admit, i was quite surprised to find that you were 22, you look about 13 (you also have the stature of a 13 year old from all reports)

Knock back a few for me!

Cheers

 

[Dingster]

Happy birthday jod. May your team through up bricks and grace the halls of IL.

 

[thehardaway]

Originally posted by Dingster
Happy birthday jod. May your team through up bricks and grace the halls of IL.

I second those wishes! Have a good one

 

[coxon]

Originally posted by Dingster
Happy birthday jod. May your team through up bricks and grace the halls of IL.

LOL.. hahaha..

bibby/spree/shaq/van exel..
shakey potentials g.hill/ilgauskas

IL should be a bonus stat catergory

anyway, happy b'day & best wishes jod !.. have a good one (cos the wildcats wont on wed nite) .. cheers ~

 

[Dingster]

Obviously I can`t spell (throw). Jod must have done enough drinking tonight for the both of us.

 

[jod23]

Originally posted by ant
That WAS really bad.....but that's not to say I didn't laugh all the same

I'd also like to take this opportunity to say a big Happy Birthday to the one and only Jod, Bigfooty's Basketball Guru, the original, and still the best (at least in his eyes Have a good one!

Cheers mate....and everyone else....well except P&P who even rips on me when it's my birthday

I tell ya...I would be winning the league if the IL was a stat category