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Briedis
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I got this email from a mate the other day, I seriously doubt it is true, but it is worth a giggle....
Just heard a classic rumour about the Australian cricket team which may explain the upheaval that has shaken team in recent months, and why Michael Slater is now so far on the outer in terms of national selection.
Apparently, the truth to this rumour is watertight:
Adam Gilchrist, who recently missed a one-day international during the triangular one day series to "spend some time with his family" actually undertook an urgent DNA test to establish whether he was actually the father of his wife's new born baby Harrison. It turns out that he is not the father, but that the sprog in question belongs to none other than Michael Slater. This has all coincided with Slats going through well-documented personal crises with his marriage in a mess and him rooting anything and everything in sight, including it seems Gilly's wife. This also explains the sudden freeze Slats has felt from the Australian selectors, who ended his reign as Australia's opening batsman almost immediately his shennanigans with Mrs Gilly had come to light.
Just heard a classic rumour about the Australian cricket team which may explain the upheaval that has shaken team in recent months, and why Michael Slater is now so far on the outer in terms of national selection.
Apparently, the truth to this rumour is watertight:
Adam Gilchrist, who recently missed a one-day international during the triangular one day series to "spend some time with his family" actually undertook an urgent DNA test to establish whether he was actually the father of his wife's new born baby Harrison. It turns out that he is not the father, but that the sprog in question belongs to none other than Michael Slater. This has all coincided with Slats going through well-documented personal crises with his marriage in a mess and him rooting anything and everything in sight, including it seems Gilly's wife. This also explains the sudden freeze Slats has felt from the Australian selectors, who ended his reign as Australia's opening batsman almost immediately his shennanigans with Mrs Gilly had come to light.