Autopsy Reid's physical deterioration

[BringouttheGimp]

But then he wouldn't look like a character in a D.H. Lawrence novel, which is de absolute rigeur.



Not everyone can carry it like Sean Connery.

Now look here, Dawesome - this thread is a disgrace! Worse than the Adam Goodes Booing thread. It's purely baldist. I'd like to submit for your consideration the following:
http://radaronline.com/photos/20-bald-male-celebrities-photos/photo/693838/

and

http://metro.co.uk/2015/01/31/10-reasons-bald-men-are-sexier-than-men-with-hair-5042762/

Bald is beautiful too. And finally:

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if you like mickey rourke in his younger years then i guess youd be attracted to me. im not like smilovich in the brutt33 ad slapping it on and saying.. i know im not the best looking guy in the world.. but heyyy.. who cares.

 

[BringouttheGimp]

Well, I would not have picked you for that. Your skills will come in handy in the off-season, when some of us get down to the very serious business of analysing the players' appearances, and the direct correlation this has with performance. Stay tuned Bringout (hope you don't mind my taking liberties with your user name).

ok which 5 pies players past/present would you rate highly as far as looks go?

 

[Cousin of Daicos]

No reason he couldn't use Rogaine or go to Advanced Hair.

 

[Vicky Park]

how can you pick what someone looks like based on their posts..?

i definetely speak my mind.. confident enough to give my opinion and dont really give a stuff about the status quo ki.. a.. to get ticks.

Very good point. You have spotted a serious flaw in my character.

 

[BringouttheGimp]

Very good point. You have spotted a serious flaw in my character.

no i think youre quite bright overall. based on the quality of your content.

 

[Magpie Girl]

Very good point. You have spotted a serious flaw in my character.

But that won't stop you from trying

 

[Vicky Park]

no i think youre quite bright overall. based on the quality of your content.

Thank you, Bringout, I am flattered. I am also aiming to one day move beyond 'quite bright', but there's a lot of competition on here.

 

[BringouttheGimp]

Thank you, Bringout, I am flattered. I am also aiming to one day move beyond 'quite bright', but there's a lot of competition on here.

surprisingly i agree.. plenty of articulate folk on here. makes me think we should get the group tegether for an hr bigfooty collingwood style session on channel 31. wed create a sensation.

 

[Vicky Park]

if you like mickey rourke in his younger years then i guess youd be attracted to me. im not like smilovich in the brutt33 ad slapping it on and saying.. i know im not the best looking guy in the world.. but heyyy.. who cares.

What's wrong with Mickey Rourke in his older years, apart from an extra 20 or so kilos, and the strange things that have happened to his face?

 

[Baird]

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Is that Robbo's head?

 

[BringouttheGimp]

What's wrong with Mickey Rourke in his older years, apart from an extra 20 or so kilos, and the strange things that have happened to his face?

nothing of course

 

[ppoiter]

It's a disgrace we don't have any bald guys on our list. Bald AFL players are generally of excellent quality, Nathan Jones, Jarrad McVeigh and Gary Ablett come to mind instantly, whereas I find it hard to think of a single bald player who wasnt much good. Maybe McCaffers humiliating fake hair is whats holding him back from becoming an A grader

 

[BringouttheGimp]

No reason he couldn't use Rogaine or go to Advanced Hair.

remember matthews the cricketer in the advanced hair commercial.. how funny is this.. looks like the soccer ball hits him in the head as opposed to him headering it. funny as commercial.

 

[DAWESOME!!]

 

[Smokeyr67]

I heard that Swan donated his beard to a German scientist who wants to do an experimental transplant on Reid. Let's hope it works.

My partner has convinced me to do some major "man-scapeing" - I can donate the offcuts to the cause if someone gives me the address.

 

[BringouttheGimp]

jack anthony reminds me of the tall guy in the back row in 'one flew over the cuckoos nest'

 

[DAWESOME!!]

My partner has convinced me to do some major "man-scapeing" - I can donate the offcuts to the cause if someone gives me the address.

No one wants your trimmed pubes mate

 

[PicaBoo]

My partner has convinced me to do some major "man-scapeing" - I can donate the offcuts to the cause if someone gives me the address.

I am sorry but that won't do. The procedure is very close to brain and only hair of talented players will do otherwise it might affect his playing ability.
For your offcuts, the Alpaca wool shop on Hoddle does give some good coin for a bag. So far they haven't noticed .

 

[spartan-magpie]

With all the money he makes, and if he's vain enough, he could "cure" his hair problems.

Maybe the stress placed on him by us very impatient BF selectors has lead to his follicles giving up on him.

 

[wicksy]

jack anthony reminds me of the tall guy in the back row in 'one flew over the cuckoos nest'

Speaking of look-a-likes.....

 

[BringouttheGimp]

With all the money he makes, and if he's vain enough, he could "cure" his hair problems.

Maybe the stress placed on him by us very impatient BF selectors has lead to his follicles giving up on him.

he wouldnt be a good spartan warrior cause apparently the spartans took pride in their hair and used to groom it before they went into battle.

 

[BringouttheGimp]

Speaking of look-a-likes.....

if tom bell was on our list hed be more frustrating to watch than any one of our players.. its like the blues are picking great inverse players

 

[BringouttheGimp]

With all the money he makes, and if he's vain enough, he could "cure" his hair problems.

Maybe the stress placed on him by us very impatient BF selectors has lead to his follicles giving up on him.

2 things i loved about the spartans.. apparently they played the flute and other instruments marching into battle.. the enemy would hear the music in the distance and would literally wee their pants.. and the spartan shields were designed to psyche out and instill fear in the enemy eg:

 

[Smokeyr67]

No one wants your trimmed pubes mate

It's a face down defoliation, so it's more than mere pubic hair - everything must go!

 

[BringouttheGimp]

Don't get me wrong i love my afl. But i have a couple of questions i'd like to ask if i may.

Is AFL the only sport that constsantly changes so many rules yr to yr is that the game evolving (or ongoing for as long as it's around) or is the game itself flawed.. soccer makes subtle changes yr to yr.. I'm of the belief that it is flawed and nit necessarilly evolving. Wouldnt this in itself play a major factor in settling the debate that soccer is a far better sport than Australian Rules Football? Simplicity and purity playing a major role in my decision.

I have been to Anfield to watch Liverpool v Man United on a trip a few yrs ago and the game itself the atmosphere the build up is so much better than any Coll v Carl game I've ever attended.

People's thoughts?